finally

About a year ago this post went up without much explanation:

Joel and Deron* have put on something over their jockstraps.

*The one he wears like a mask*.

*To block the image of Michael nesting in Troy Polamalu’s hair*.

*A frequent dream of Deron’s that leaves him feeling oddly aroused.

Originally created by Michael on September 9, 2010 and scheduled to publish the morning following the Super Bowl the post looked like this:

The NFL season has ended

And was changed by Deron on September 12:

I have the strength to say it. Deron, you are the handsomest man I know.

Michael, September 13:

I have the strength to say it. Deron, came on to me and, when I turned him down, he tried to blame the entire incident on his being distraught over the end the NFL season.

Deron, September 14:

What can I say? My lust for Deron outweighs my love even for NFL linemen.

Michael, September 26:

Now that the NFL season is over, Deron might stop talking about Troy Polamalu’s beautiful locks.

Deron, October 1:

I am able to open my heart to the depth of my love for Troy Palamalu’s hair. I want to build a nest in it. A sexual nest.

Michael, October 5:

I figured it out. Troy Palamalu’s hair is less efficient than Deron’s.

Also, the NFL season is over so there’s a chance Deron might take of that helmet and wash his “lucky” jock-strap.

Deron, October 23:

I, Michael Smith, am not wearing pants.

Joel, January 5:

I’m tempted to post the revision history of this post on its own.

Michael, January 10:

Joel and Deron have put on something over their jockstraps.

Deron, February 4:

Joel and Deron* have put on something over their jockstraps.

*Lies! [Deron]

Michael, February 4:

Joel and Deron* have put on something over their jockstraps.

*The one he wears like a mask.

Deron, February 6:

Joel and Deron* have put on something over their jockstraps.

*The one he wears like a mask*.

*To block the image of Michael nesting in Troy Polamalu’s hair.

Happy last day of the NFL Season to all of you!

22 thoughts on “finally

  1. Deron Bauman

    Simone is conspicuously silent on Twitter this day of the highest American secular religious holiday. I assume he’ll start tweeting like crazy once the game begins.

  2. Rick Neece

    The greatest secular holiday is the gay super-bowls. The Tonys and The Academy Awards. We’re saving up bacon grease for greazing up the popcorn popper in anticipation. Not that I care much, but who’s playing in today’s super-bowl? Whose for who?

  3. Rick Neece

    In the morning, I’ll find out who of my favorites won. And send condolences or congratulations, depending, to all.

  4. Sheila Ryan

    I have no Super Bowl. I have no Super Bowl. Oh, woe is me.

    Deron has the Super Bowl. Rick has the gay Super Bowls — the Tonys and the Oscars.

    I’m bereft.

    I think as hard as I can, but there is no Super Bowl for me.

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