posted by Sheila Ryan in advice, anger, commercials, food, randy taylor, sports | * | 8 comments
Ew! Whenever I go to yoga and we’re guided to connect with our third eye, I always get hungry. May I never imagine Doritos again.
Focus your third eye on kale.
My lady companion’s sister feels very strongly about this. “People just wanna bitch,” she says. She may be on to something.
I never wanna bitch. I’m not people.
I do wanna scream sometimes. But I never wanna bitch.
This guy’s never heard of the munchies.
Also (assuming he’s fer real), he doesn’t know from pain.
Just be very mindful of what you put in your mouth.
I’m always in a “be here now” kind of a vein.