February 28, 2012

Small Penis Rule

The small penis rule is a strategy used by authors to evade…

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  1. Deron Bauman on February 28th, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    What is the small penis rule?

  2. Christopher Walken on February 28th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
  3. Joel Bernstein on February 28th, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    All my characters have enormous penises.

  4. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Speaking of penises I must find and share the link to the 4 quartz penises that someone is selling at my mom’s furniture store and share.

  5. Deron Bauman on February 29th, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Yes, Michael. You do.

  6. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Can I email you the quartz penises? I’m at work again and can’t figure out how to upload them to the site from my phone.

  7. Deron Bauman on February 29th, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Is this what craigslist and grindr are like?

  8. Deron Bauman on February 29th, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Michael asked me to upload this fine assortment of quartz penises that showed up at his mother’s shop for your viewing pleasure.

  9. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 11:09 am

    If you have questions about the collection I’d be happy to see what my mom knows about them. For a little context she has a small furniture consignment shop in the East Bay (meaning the San Francisco Bay Area). I only know that they’re “small quartz crystal decorations”.

  10. Deron Bauman on February 29th, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Decorations.

  11. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Just showed the image to a friend of mine who said, “well, I always look for big pieces of quartz when I go hiking. I just never thought to fashion ‘em into anything useful.”

  12. Sheila Ryan on February 29th, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Michael, does your mom have any raccoon penis bones for sale?

  13. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    I’ll ask. Not sure she would even know.

  14. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    It should be noted that this cycling blog I sort of run has more referrals from Small Penis Rule than any other source so far today.

  15. Sheila Ryan on February 29th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Duly noted.

  16. Michael Smith on February 29th, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Thanks Sheila, I knew I could count on you.

  17. Casey Cichowicz on February 29th, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    Wow, I didn’t know you could polish quartz like that. Sweet.