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What is the small penis rule?
All my characters have enormous penises.
Speaking of penises I must find and share the link to the 4 quartz penises that someone is selling at my mom’s furniture store and share.
Yes, Michael. You do.
Can I email you the quartz penises? I’m at work again and can’t figure out how to upload them to the site from my phone.
Is this what craigslist and grindr are like?
Michael asked me to upload this fine assortment of quartz penises that showed up at his mother’s shop for your viewing pleasure.
If you have questions about the collection I’d be happy to see what my mom knows about them. For a little context she has a small furniture consignment shop in the East Bay (meaning the San Francisco Bay Area). I only know that they’re “small quartz crystal decorations”.
Just showed the image to a friend of mine who said, “well, I always look for big pieces of quartz when I go hiking. I just never thought to fashion ’em into anything useful.”
Michael, does your mom have any raccoon penis bones for sale?
I’ll ask. Not sure she would even know.
It should be noted that this cycling blog I sort of run has more referrals from Small Penis Rule than any other source so far today.
Thanks Sheila, I knew I could count on you.
Wow, I didn’t know you could polish quartz like that. Sweet.
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