University Of Georgia Soccer Player Carli Shultis Allegedly Steals Hash Browns By Stuffing Them In Her Pants
posted by Joel Bernstein in adventure, clothes, food, mystery | * | 6 comments
Where else are you going to stuff them?
They always go straight to the hips.
“The sophomore admitted to shoving $1.06 worth of hash browns inside of her pants to avoid paying for them. She also told police that she had enough money to cover the purchase, so why the hash browns ended up where they did is unclear.”
That’s the pull quote.
I confess. First rationale that popped to mind for “why the hash browns ended up where they did” recalled the apocryphal (and discredited) Marianne Faithfull-Mars Bar incident.