March 1, 2012

headline of the day II

University Of Georgia Soccer Player Carli Shultis Allegedly Steals Hash Browns By Stuffing Them In Her Pants

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on March 1st, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Where else are you going to stuff them?

  2. Joel Bernstein on March 1st, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    They always go straight to the hips.

  3. Deron Bauman on March 1st, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    You win.

  4. Joel Bernstein on March 1st, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    “The sophomore admitted to shoving $1.06 worth of hash browns inside of her pants to avoid paying for them. She also told police that she had enough money to cover the purchase, so why the hash browns ended up where they did is unclear.”

  5. Deron Bauman on March 1st, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    That’s the pull quote.

  6. Sheila Ryan on March 1st, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    I confess. First rationale that popped to mind for “why the hash browns ended up where they did” recalled the apocryphal (and discredited) Marianne Faithfull-Mars Bar incident.