March 7, 2012

“It’s not like fucking Lana Del Rey carved an upside down cross on her cheek and defecated all over herself on stage at fucking Bonnaroo.”

Bradford Cox clarifies “details from yesterday’s news story regarding the events of his recent Minneapolis show, at which he responded to a heckler’s request for the Knack’s ‘My Sharona’ with an improvised, hour-long rendition.”

(Thanks to Pete Ashton for the update.)

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  1. Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    “Section three: I am a terrorist. As a homosexual, my job is simply to sodomize mediocrity. I am terrified and horrified and shocked that anyone would mention Phish in any article related to me.”

  2. Deron Bauman on March 7th, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    I had to lose a quote from tomorrow’s quotes out of context, but it was worth it.

  3. Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    No dearth of good quotes.

    At the end of the night, the majority of the audience was on stage dancing and having a great time. I’m a good time kind of guy. I’m like Sly from the Family Stone. I’m all about smiling and good times and white teeth. It was a very natural show and the people that didn’t like it can suck my dick. They got the full fucking set of emotional fucking sincere whiny white people music. And then they got fucking ‘My Sharona’ as interpreted by Faust. It was like a death trance.

  4. Deron Bauman on March 7th, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Indeed.

  5. Dave Vogt on March 8th, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Now Lana Del Ray carving an upside-down cross on her cheek sounds like it might be part of a good show, but the scat play stuff is not for me.