June 1, 2012

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If you can’t tell whether you’re actually in a negative situation or just an ungrateful person who blames everyone else for your problems, drink.

If you suspect you might not even have much reason to be unhappy and in fact just overthink everything and lack a stable internal compass, drink.

If you think you might just feel lost because you drink too often, but then you think too much when you aren’t drinking, cry.

comments

  1. Rick Neece on June 1st, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    If you’re trying to upgrade to quickbooks 2012, because their support of QB2009 is ending payroll support on May 31, working with “your” IT people, whom you’ve watched go through the same “Verifyintegrityofdata. Rebuilddata.” for three days. And have spent three-hours with “your” tech and the Phillipinian quickbooks rep, who at every turn is trying to sell an upgrade to the “Enterprise” version of QB for ~$2,500 while your paycheck is being held for the weekend because cash is low, and the possibility of needing to send your data to “them” for a fix at the cost of $750.00 (or if you decide to opt for annual maintenance contract, a cost of $249) that will take three-to-five business days, while you’re doing the best you can to create “final” invoices to collect from clients “the-old-fashioned-way” today, because of the cash-flow stuff–with paper and pencil, take as many shots as you can of the rum left back in the refrigerator left over from an office celebration a few months back. Drink, you fool. Drink!

  2. Rick Neece on June 1st, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    God, how I miss all y’all.

  3. Sheila Ryan on June 1st, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    We’re still here, Ricky Cameron!

  4. Sheila Ryan on June 1st, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Still drinking.

  5. Kathy Hilen-Smith on June 1st, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    *hick*
    What?

  6. Rick Neece on June 1st, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    I know, girl. I can hear breathin’.

  7. Rick Neece on June 1st, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    SR and KHS my boat now floats becausa u.

  8. Daryl Scroggins on June 1st, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Hey. Tho me ma goddam keys.

  9. Dave Vogt on June 3rd, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Go easy on my liver there, champ. Isn’t there another way?