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1. Sheila Ryan on August 20th, 2012 at 2:05 pm

   Okay, I’m gonna guess before clicking through. Chinese women on the beach?

2. Joel Bernstein on August 20th, 2012 at 2:05 pm

   You cheated.

3. Sheila Ryan on August 20th, 2012 at 2:06 pm

   I am the winner!

4. Sheila Ryan on August 20th, 2012 at 2:06 pm

   Did not.

   “I read the New York Times.”

   Last week they had a feature on this phenomenon.

5. Derek White on August 20th, 2012 at 2:24 pm

   What’s the point of living.

6. rick neece on August 20th, 2012 at 3:13 pm

   pretty.

   “many residents simply make their own, out of old clothes”

7. Sheila Ryan on August 20th, 2012 at 5:11 pm

   Terror of tanning.

8. Michael Grant Smith on August 20th, 2012 at 5:57 pm

   The UV keeps leaking into my nose hole.

9. Daryl Scroggins on August 20th, 2012 at 6:45 pm

   Odd how the masks don’t seem to impede facial expressions.

10. Sheila Ryan on August 20th, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    In fact the masks seem to intensify them.

11. rick neece on August 21st, 2012 at 10:09 am

    If they made them out of white panty hose, they’d be pale and wouldn’t need to cut holes. Just sayin. Plus they’d have the legs they could style up in different ways.

12. Sheila Ryan on August 21st, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    “Son, you got a panty on your head.”

13. Joel Bernstein on August 21st, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Michael: I was just thinking of the absolutely bizarre clown-makeup tanlines these things must leave.

14. Daryl Scroggins on August 21st, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    That one from Neptune would look headless in the water.

15. Sheila Ryan on August 21st, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I have these “skin treatment” deal-i-os I use that are, like, paper masks impregnated with, you know, alpha-arbutin lotion and other beauty-conferring miracle substances. They are Japanese, not Chinese, but when I have one of them slapped on my face, I look kinda like one of these Chinese women.

    Next time I slap one on, I’ll shoot y’all a picture.

16. Michael Grant Smith on August 21st, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Joel, Rick’s suggestion would eliminate scary tanlines, but where would one put the corn dog?

17. rick neece on August 21st, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    I forgot about the corn dog hole. Silly me.