October 16, 2012

I don’t know who has been fucking with clusterflock

But would you please stop?

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    I kinda like dicks.

    The cluster-fucker(s) are putrid dickless babyfoots.

  2. Joel Bernstein on October 16th, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    From now on, fucking with clusterflock shall be known as ‘clusterfucking’

  3. Casey Cichowicz on October 16th, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Ugh. I’m sorry you’re having to deal with this, Andrew. I didn’t know if that was a clusterfuck or a template redesign-in-progress.

  4. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Joel coined a word!

  5. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    We could say “clusterfrigging” — or go Irish and say “clusterfecking”.

  6. Joel Bernstein on October 16th, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    clusterthucking.

  7. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Thpew!

  8. Joel Bernstein on October 16th, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I miss this.

  9. Jonathan McNicol on October 16th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I kinda like dicks too.

    And I miss this too.

    Other sentences that end in too.

    Sorry, Andrew.

  10. Marco on October 16th, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    A little plague of js injection scripts perhaps? I had to clean out one of those. Very pesky – file by file cleaning required…

  11. Cindy Scroggins on October 16th, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    You can’t throw a word like “clusterthucking” out into the universe and not catch my attention.

    God, I miss you people.

  12. Michael Grant Smith on October 16th, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I pity hackers, or anyone else who can achieve their tiny little erections only by breaking someone else’s shit.

    I’m sorry, but it really does boil down to tiny little erections.

  13. Michael Grant Smith on October 16th, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    Hi there, Cindy Scroggins.

  14. rick neece on October 16th, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Love! Cindy, give Daryl a hug for me.

  15. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Thpurt!

  16. Cindy Scroggins on October 16th, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    MGS, our term for it is Acorn Dick.

    Rick–XX

  17. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Marco, we need an exterminator.

  18. Joel Bernstein on October 16th, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Extherminator

  19. Sheila Ryan on October 16th, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Thank you. Joel.

  20. Joel Bernstein on October 16th, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Like thooting fith in a barrel.

  21. rick neece on October 16th, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    If I could I’d revithit the cluthterflock categorieth and rethurect my own lithping. I’m quite good at it, you know.

  22. SC on October 17th, 2012 at 12:54 am

    The only Turkish I could read when I clicked “hack” before the hack was “Dwyane Wade”. Weird, I know. Guy wins a NBA ring and then suddenly he’s hacking blogs in Turkey. But I don’t really follow basketball so I guess that might happen all the time. Regardless, Mr Wade should get back to shooting hoops and leave the clusterthucking to Andrew.

    Andrew, thank you.

  23. SC on October 20th, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Andrew, meta thank you!

    Can you explain what you did? (Assuming explaining doen’t spread scabies or involve measurable thoughtform projection.)

  24. Sheila Ryan on October 21st, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Andrew, now I hope you can get back to drinking.

  25. Andrew Simone on October 21st, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Did you see that? It was hacked again for a second. I am terrified that maybe there really is a rootkit on this server.

  26. Andrew Simone on October 21st, 2012 at 10:34 am

    SC, I’ll explain once I feel like things are buttoned up again. There was a brief hack this morning that I was able to quick fix.

  27. Daryl Scroggins on October 21st, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Andrew–thanks again. This is caused by someone who wants Cluster to die. I know that you have many fine things to do with your life besides fixing such problems, but I hope you will make it hard for someone who puts all of his or her faith in hiding to win.