December 7, 2012

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SC on December 7th, 2012:

Fifth grade field trip to visit Senator Strom Thurmond. I’m wearing a light brown corduroy suit (in May, in South Carolina), a white shirt, and a green (don’t know why) tie. My class gathers in Thurmond’s office. Thurmond shows up (with orange hair, even way back then) and socializes with the girls, and only the girls, in the class. Several young women sit in Thurmond’s lap while socializing. Our teacher asks the class to gather around Thurmond’s desk for a group photo. Photos are taken. Then, there’s a warm sensation around my tie and some sort of salty liquid in my mouth. My friend Jonathan looks at me and screams “Bathroom! Bloody nose!” then he puts his hand on my face, possibly to help, but he ends up making a bloody handprint on my shirt. I run to the bathroom and bleed for a while in a sink while security guys mill about like personal bathroom attendants. I take my shirt off, button my corduroy coat to the top, turn the collar up, and spend the rest of the field trip testing various theories of invisibility.


  1. Sheila Ryan on December 7th, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Spontaneous nasal expulsion prompted by an audience with Strom Thurmond.

  2. SC on December 7th, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    The shorter is better.

  3. SC on December 8th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
  4. Sheila Ryan on December 8th, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    That is quite a tint.