December 12, 2012

headline of the day

Two men arrested in alleged plot to murder, castrate Justin Bieber

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comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on December 12th, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Am I alone in thinking that’s probably the wrong order?

  2. Sheila Ryan on December 12th, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    Most castrating murderers do it in the traditional order.

  3. Sheila Ryan on December 12th, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Pruning shears. Dag. That’s cold.

  4. Sheila Ryan on December 12th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    So: was the idea that a castrato Bieber would be, like, musically superior?

  5. Joel Bernstein on December 12th, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    I’m not sure how you would tell the difference.