Two men arrested in alleged plot to murder, castrate Justin Bieber
posted by Joel Bernstein in adventure, animals in pants, balls, boners, music, surprise | * | 5 comments
Am I alone in thinking that’s probably the wrong order?
Most castrating murderers do it in the traditional order.
Pruning shears. Dag. That’s cold.
So: was the idea that a castrato Bieber would be, like, musically superior?
I’m not sure how you would tell the difference.