January 29, 2013
Captain of the High School Swim Team or Maybe County Commissioner
Here are the reasons why I should do this: contributions are tax deductible, sleep late on Sunday, choice of two sides, king of this whole town.
What I had to do to get here: for an entire day give up meat and chicken but not fish, swing the big hammer hard enough to ring a bell, sleep late on Sunday, spend all night studying.
How long I expect to stay: waiting for the call-up to the majors, until the cows come home, I’ll find the exit eventually, no place else to go.
The ways my participation benefits others: can always be worse, not much to it but at least it’s forgettable, didn’t realize I was actually doing anything, if not me then you.
Tuesday is Tan Pants Day.
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Visualize. Actualize. Realize.
If I’m ever re-educated by a latter-day Red Guard, this will be my answer guide.
They won’t be happy. They’ll make an example of me.
Is Tan Pants Tuesday weekly? Or annual? Were I Deputy to your Commissioner, would I be Barney Fife?
I feel like whistling.