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January 24, 2013

Smokers lose at least one decade of life expectancy over non-smokers on average according to a study in the New England Journal of Medicine.

posted by Michael Grant Smith in 1979, advice, calm the fuck down, death, fail, journalism, news, no shit, television | * | 2 comments

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Michael Grant Smith on January 24th, 2013 at 8:11 pm

A breaking story from the Newsdesk of Obvious Shit We Already Knew.
Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2013 at 3:10 pm

Why d’ya think yer great-grandaddy called ‘em coffin nails?

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