January 23, 2013

Fight over soda at East Dallas apartment sends pillow, glass jar, chicken flying

A Dallas man was arrested early Wednesday after he and a woman came to blows over a soda, police said.

By the end of the argument, a glass jar, a tire iron, a pillow and a box of chicken were all used as weapons, according to a police report.

Diamond Lydia, 18, is being held on a charge of aggravated assault.

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  1. Sheila Ryan on January 23rd, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    The natural progression of violence: fried chicken to pillow to fist to glass jar to tire iron.

  2. Sheila Ryan on January 23rd, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    What do y’all reckon was in that glass jar?

  3. Michael Grant Smith on January 23rd, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    You should never give your drag queen name to the police.

  4. rick neece on January 24th, 2013 at 1:40 am

    It could go like this: Begin in a bedroom, progress to the kitchen then out to the garage. Pillow, fist, chicken, tire iron. Or maybe KFC, garage, bedroom? So hard to tell. We need CSI:SVU

  5. rick neece on January 24th, 2013 at 1:42 am

    Of course Diamond Lydia, at 18, is the wild card.

  6. Sheila Ryan on January 24th, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Still want to know what was in that glass jar. That glass jar Diamond Lydia’s woman throwed at him.