Live chicken in backpack stolen; $100 reward offered
posted by Michael Grant Smith in animals, crime, friends, love, pets, this is why we can't have nice things | * | 7 comments
Poor Falcon. I hope the person who stole him didn’t turn him into fried chicken.
“he had to carry the chicken with him in the bag because it is his traveling companion.”
This is Ohio. We prefer broasted.
Huck’s Pap told him it’s always good to take a chicken when you get the chance because somebody else might need it.
It tastes like chicken.
After years of carrying around Falcon, Huck grew quite attached, “nobody listens like that bird.”