January 6, 2013
Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.
You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Never let go.
I promise. (lets go)
The Films of David Lynch
I do enjoy my nice, idyllic lifestyle, but I hope that underneath my seemingly perfect suburban world there is corruption and evil.
(SOME WOMAN discovers her OWN CORPSE and is ARRESTED.)
Someday that gum you like is going to come back in style.
(An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. We learn that SOMEBODY was really SOME WOMAN all along, and they were on the MOON.)
Is it impossible to find the time to read every great book and watch all of the good movies? Same here. Don’t worry! It doesn’t have to be like that.
From the same helpful folks who created Book-a-Minute Classics.