January 19, 2013

Weather Advisory

The strong and gusty winds may cause driving difficulties for high profile and lightweight vehicles.

Lightweight objects will also likely be blown around and small branches may break.

Use extra caution if you are traveling or headed outdoors this Saturday evening.

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  1. Casey Cichowicz on January 19th, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Especially if you’re a lightweight.

  2. Michael Grant Smith on January 19th, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    100% chance of weather.

    Leave yourself some extra drive time if you are moving to a warmer climate.

    Bridges freeze before almost anything you can imagine.

    Kill your sled dog and cut his belly open so that you can put your hands inside and warm your fingers enough to light the last match.

    Be sure to wear a hat, scarf, gloves, and condom. Dress in layers of rich, creamy, decadent chocolate. Be sure to wear a hat.

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 19th, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    Lightweights beware.

  4. Sheila Ryan on January 19th, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    Your bridge will freeze like a motherfucker, and that’s a fact.

  5. Sheila Ryan on January 19th, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    I’m taking shelter inside a chocolate-lined sled dog. Under a bridge.

  6. rick neece on January 20th, 2013 at 6:21 am

    I’ll bet that bridge over the Mississippi to Dubuque is a beast in winter.

  7. Kathy Hilen-Smith on January 20th, 2013 at 9:26 am

    If bridges wore hats, winter would be a safer place.