7 thoughts on “Weather Advisory

  1. Michael Grant Smith

    100% chance of weather.

    Leave yourself some extra drive time if you are moving to a warmer climate.

    Bridges freeze before almost anything you can imagine.

    Kill your sled dog and cut his belly open so that you can put your hands inside and warm your fingers enough to light the last match.

    Be sure to wear a hat, scarf, gloves, and condom. Dress in layers of rich, creamy, decadent chocolate. Be sure to wear a hat.

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