I’m sure you’re a busy lawyer but I’d like to bring a few things to your attention. If you’re interested, maybe we can meet and I’ll explain my case in more detail.
I’ve been going to the same barber as far back as my first haircut when I was three or four years old. There are some customer service issues:
(1) I never once received a straight-razor shave.
(2) A hot towel around my face has not been offered.
(3) Even with all the dusting and brushing, the clippings always makes my neck itchy.
(4) Instead of filling the room with banter about manly subjects like small block Chevy engines, beef, and cooters, my barber and his other customers mostly stay quiet.
(5) Even though my barber’s hands used to smell clean and soapy, they now reek of cigarettes and 5-way chili.
(6) The girlie magazines are there somewhere but I haven’t seen one yet.
(7) I still don’t know my barber’s name. He’s never asked for mine.
(8) Where does the rotating stripe go when it climbs up the pole?
The two other lawyers I contacted told me they don’t handle this kind of law, whatever that means. If you want to help me, please reply ASAP.
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