Headline of the day

February 8, 2013

Headline of the day

Man who claimed horse stole lunch fined £200

Miss McRobert asked: “This started because he tried to feed the horses, what were your concerns for the horses?”

The witness replied: “It would harm them if it went in to their digestive system, they can be sick, it can give them the likes of Colic.”

Miss McRobert asked: “It can be fatal?”

PC Coulter replied: “It can, yes.”

(via The Scotsman)

posted by Michael Grant Smith in anger, animals, crime, food, government, journalism, law, news, pork, this is why we can't have nice things | * | 1 comment

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Sheila Ryan on February 8th, 2013 at 8:19 pm

Kelly told his defence lawyer Martin Lavery that he never intended feeding the horses and said: “I don’t eat gammon”.

A likely story.

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