February 11, 2013

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Pill promises to turn your poop into glittering gold

posted by in assholes, jewelry, poop | * | 8 comments 

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on February 11th, 2013 at 12:32 am

    I’ll pop one of those pills if y’all will pay.

  2. Joel Bernstein on February 11th, 2013 at 12:33 am

    Best kickstarter ever.

  3. Michael Grant Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 5:45 am

    If you do the gold along with the silver it will look like you pooped a Rolex.

  4. Sheila Ryan on February 11th, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    “I Pooped a Rolex” will be my Grammy-winning hit song.

  5. Joel Bernstein on February 11th, 2013 at 6:43 pm

  6. Sheila Ryan on February 11th, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    Joel wins.

  7. Michael Grant Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Poop Fiction.

  8. Michael Grant Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    Awesomeness, Joel!