February 10, 2013

My online marketing scheme

Spam names I have not used recently:

Jimmy Tightpants
Nova Scosche
Wheeling Mountainbridge
Anne Tickwiddy
June Waterpark
Mark Getsett

Spam products I plan to offer:

Desktop calculators
Broken wristwatches
Grass seed
Aspirin
French burnt peanuts
Remanufactured condoms
Spam luncheon meat

Spam message opening lines I’m working on:

Get asp*r#n for less!
I’m important and credible so please read the following.
Let’s be reasonable about this.
Grow your feet 3 shoe sizes in 30 days!
History and science prove you will click on almost anything.
Security alert! Someone changed your Weather Channel location!
This is not spam.

comments

  1. Sir Richard Thucker on February 11th, 2013 at 10:57 am

    I would buy any of these.