20 thoughts on “Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke) (Austin)

  1. Sheila Ryan

    I’d tell y’all my (Memphis) Peabody Ducks story, but it’s a non-anecdote and I can’t recall all of it anyways.

  2. Rick Neece

    Securing ducks v. squirrels? Four legs v. two? Flapping v. writhing? Bill v. tiny sharp teeth? Given the conceivable injury landscape, which would be cuter? Show v. wound?

  3. Michael Smith

    The fact is, you’re going to have trouble getting either to sit on a model train. That said, squirrels are crazy and will try anything once. Plus, they look better in caps.

    Besides, no one likes squirrels all that much, so it would be less tragic if the miniature train derails.

  4. Sheila Ryan

    I dunno about squirrels looking better in caps. Duck bills sorta “play off” the bills of caps. If the ducks are wearing caps.

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