February 19, 2013

The secret is applesauce

I thought cake farts were a consequence of over-indulgence and a sensitive digestive system. I now understand that I was mistaken.

Today wasn’t my birthday, but I did poop a candle.

If video of the event existed, thousands of views and hundreds of imaginary dollars would be mine.

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  1. Sheila Ryan on February 20th, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    My birthday is this week. If anything out of the ordinary happens, do you want video?

  2. Michael Grant Smith on February 20th, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    It had better be pretty good. Sundance good.

  3. Sheila Ryan on February 20th, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Oh, way better than that. Way way better.