February 10, 2013

Where’s my rubber chicken?

I bought a rubber chicken purse, but it turned out to be vinyl. It stinks.

Where’s my rubber chicken?

It’s outside tonight. Off-gassing.

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  1. Michael Grant Smith on February 10th, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    I’ve been off-gassing all day.

  2. Sheila Ryan on February 10th, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    Yeah, well, you oughta smell this vinyl chicken.

    If it doesn’t smell better by tomorrow, I’m going to have to offer it on the Dubuque Freecycle list.

  3. Kathy Hilen-Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Would the Freecycle crowd be interested in MGS off-gas? We’ve got MGS off-gas to move.

  4. Sheila Ryan on February 11th, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    “Must be willing to drive to Ohio.”

  5. Kathy Hilen-Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    No. We can bottle and ship.

  6. Sheila Ryan on February 11th, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Like distributing propane bottles. Sort of.

  7. Michael Grant Smith on February 11th, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    You can’t get this stuff just anywhere…although there are plans to change that, obviously.

  8. rick neece on February 12th, 2013 at 1:53 am

    I’m sure the Ohio gas-bottler’s union has an amendment or two in the works.

  9. Sheila Ryan on February 12th, 2013 at 2:02 am

    Well, MGS and Kathy live down south, where them unions don’t count for so much.