Half-naked woman, 28, ‘flees scene of DUI crash at her trailer park home in child’s battery-operated toy truck’
posted by Michael Grant Smith in adventure, alcohol, cars, crime, journalism, law, let's go drink, news, parenting, this is why we can't have nice things, vehicles, yep | * | 3 comments
There is no way in the world any article can live up to that headline, so I’m not bothering with the link.
That’s kind of like when Tammy Wynette took away the car keys from George Jones, then spied him driving 10 mph on the shoulder of the highway in a golf cart. On his way to the honky-tonk.
“If you like’em painted up
“Then you ought to be glad
“Cause your go-o-ood girl
“Is gonna go bad.”