March 20, 2013

headline of the day

Jon Hamm’s penis has been banned from the set of Mad Men

posted by in advertising, boners, calm the fuck down, television | * | 7 comments 

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on March 20th, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    Shoot! Like to see them ban my penis from some dang set.

  2. Michael Grant Smith on March 20th, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    I think they’re about to do the same thing where I work. I keep hearing my name spoken and then “big dick.”

  3. Joel Bernstein on March 20th, 2013 at 8:58 pm

  4. Michael Grant Smith on March 20th, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    Show business. It’s all special effects these days.

  5. rick neece on March 21st, 2013 at 1:42 am

    “Banned from the set.” He’d thrown it over his shoulder and burped it like a baby.

    He’s like, “Yep.”

    She’s like, “I know, right?”

  6. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 21st, 2013 at 5:35 am

    dammit.

  7. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 21st, 2013 at 5:36 am

    …from the comments:

    “THANKS, OBAMA’S PENIS.”

    “When will you conservative pundits stop blaming his penis for everything? “His penis is going to take away my guns. His penis is gonna let the gays get married. His penis is going to make us both fascist and communist at the same time.”

    Don’t you think it’s finally time to start taking a real look at the world, and just let the penis go?”