Jon Hamm’s penis has been banned from the set of Mad Men
posted by Joel Bernstein in advertising, boners, calm the fuck down, television | * | 7 comments
Shoot! Like to see them ban my penis from some dang set.
I think they’re about to do the same thing where I work. I keep hearing my name spoken and then “big dick.”
Show business. It’s all special effects these days.
“Banned from the set.” He’d thrown it over his shoulder and burped it like a baby.
He’s like, “Yep.”
She’s like, “I know, right?”
…from the comments:
“THANKS, OBAMA’S PENIS.”
“When will you conservative pundits stop blaming his penis for everything? “His penis is going to take away my guns. His penis is gonna let the gays get married. His penis is going to make us both fascist and communist at the same time.”
Don’t you think it’s finally time to start taking a real look at the world, and just let the penis go?”