The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist
posted by Joel Bernstein in animals in pants, internet, relationships, taxidermy | * | 10 comments
The Internet Rapture is upon us.
…I have a beautiful hand made custom Twilight Sparkle plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up in bed and go to sleep with at night, and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do.”
People should think twice before they draw pictures of other people’s pony-brides in degrading sexual situations and put the pictures on the Internet for all the people in the world to see. It’s not right.
Yeah, maybe. But let’s face it–Twilight Sparkle is a whore. An Internet whore.
My favorite part of this article is that the guy drawing cartoon horse porn comes off as the sensible, non-crazy one.
…not sure I get your point Joel. What’s odd about cartoon horse porn?
That little Pony has a permanent tear in her eye because that’s not a horn coming out of her forehead.
Listen, people. “It’s not that I’m narrow-minded, but . . . ”
My Little Pony has been all wrong right from the start.
The point here is that unbridled Internet access has turned Twilight Sparkle into a promiscuous whore. Deranged fiancé notwithstanding.