March 11, 2013

Internet hatred burns eternally

Clusterflock.com? More like Cluster-steal ideas from other blogs just because noboody reads them so it’s easy to get away with.com

What’s the word for when people steal ideas from other people and then fail to properly cite the person who had the original – and usually much funnier – idea in the first place? You know that thing that college kids are always being kicked out of school for?

Oh, that’s right. It’s murder. Clusterflock is guilty of murder.

Dear Jesus,

Please smite clusterflock. Or at least, please cancel The Wire, so that they have no more ammunition with which to commit murder against other people’s blogs besides mine. I’ll gladly be a martyr, and I’ll even do it with less complaining than You did.

Your buddy in You,

Smokey Robinson

(via You Are the Only Person Not Reading This Blog)

comments

  1. Michael Grant Smith on March 11th, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    2008 called and it wants justice.

  2. Michael Grant Smith on March 11th, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    Rape, pillage, and plunder? Of course. Murder? Never.

  3. Sheila Ryan on March 11th, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Well, smite me running.

  4. Sheila Ryan on March 11th, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    Criminals.

  5. Joel Bernstein on March 12th, 2013 at 1:02 am

    Dear Jesus

  6. Andrew Simone on March 12th, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    I had completely forgotten about this.

  7. Michael Grant Smith on March 12th, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    Smokey Robinson remembers everything.