March 19, 2013
News stories I didn’t read
Woman DRINKS bottle of tadpoles to get them through airport security
Thieves target designer buggies
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- Sheila Ryan: HOLLYWOOD, CALIF., Jan. 24 [1937] (AP) Death in a small Hollywood apartment ended Marie Prevost’s...
- Sheila Ryan: O, yes!
- SC: O, Canadian Astronaut Corps!
- Sheila Ryan: This (the goatish clip) is curiously reminiscent of a little video of me and a wiener dog that I hope to...
- Derek White: Roasted cattle limbs.
- Derek White: Oh, and if you’re wondering what futuku is, google it .. there’s some video out there of...
- Derek White: Evidently the guy who painted those is some strange homeless guy in Kibera slum or something, my friends...
- Derek White: Dude’s got some pipes.
- Sheila Ryan: Young friend to family: “Sheila’s going to lie on the floor of the Stabbin’ Cabin and...
- Sheila Ryan: Also: O Canada!
- Sheila Ryan: I can’t help myself. I know it’s corny, but I love it.
- Sheila Ryan: (I was thinking about goats again.)
- Sheila Ryan: Dog’s okay, but dog and I have an early call tomorrow for another production. I have fallen into...
- Sheila Ryan: Futuku.
- Derek White: … see also Got Got Your Tongue.
“Officials grew suspicious when she refused to swallow and spat out dozens of tadpoles.”
Waaah! Is this like “eel porn”? Like how I’m telling y’all NOT to Google “eel porn”? Waaah!
I’m not falling for that eel porn reference again. Okay, I’ll be back in five minutes.