March 23, 2013

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One Record with 6 Briefs

(via Drew’s Grooveland)

comments

  1. Michael Grant Smith on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    The picture shows five briefs but she’s wearing the sixth. The picture shows two records but you get only one. Record player, woman, and brassiere not included. Thank you.

  2. Sheila Ryan on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    How come they show Black but list Coral instead?

    It also troubles me that song titles are not listed. That could make a difference. ‘Cause you might rather have an okay Perry Como record than one of Elvis Presley’s really lame releases.

  3. Sheila Ryan on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    Also, do they say “maize” because they think “yellow” might sound kind of nasty?

  4. Sheila Ryan on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    “Maize briefs” — the phrase does not fire my imagination.

  5. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Show of hands: how many of you girls freeball it?

  6. Cindy Scroggins on March 23rd, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    I don’t like the look on her face one bit.

  7. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 23rd, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    Eddie, Elvis, or Perry embroidered on her panties? Nah…. she’s thinking about Jon Hamm.

  8. Erica Braverman on March 23rd, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    That underwear is a bit too high waisted for my taste. I’ll take the free record, though.

  9. rick neece on March 24th, 2013 at 12:40 am

    $3.97

  10. Brian Quinn on March 24th, 2013 at 8:46 am

    She would obviously choose a record by Elvis than those lame crooners like Como etc.

  11. Sheila Ryan on March 25th, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Kathy? Sometimes I do. But I don’t call it that. Actually, I don’t call it anything. But I do it. Sometimes.

  12. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 25th, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Sheila–maybe freeballing isn’t the correct label for us girls. Unless we’re talking about actually freeing balls, which is cool too.

    Poor constrained balls. Makes me sad. Run free little balls!

    I digress… what do you call it?

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  14. Sheila Ryan on March 25th, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    Lazy. And kind of slatternly.

  15. Erica Braverman on March 25th, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    I spent an hour of a roadtrip trying to figure out what the female equivalent of freeballing was. Sadly, the best we could come up with was airing out the ladyparts or vag AC.

  16. Sheila Ryan on March 25th, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    Call it what we will, Erica, I gotta say: it’s what I do a lot of times.

  17. Erica Braverman on March 25th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    Sometimes it’s a hot day and you’re wearing a dress and you’re tired of your sweaty ass sticking to the seats. I hear you. Sometimes you just need to do laundry also.

  18. Sheila Ryan on March 25th, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Or you simply wonder, Why?