18 thoughts on “Photo without caption

  1. Michael Grant Smith Post author

    The picture shows five briefs but she’s wearing the sixth. The picture shows two records but you get only one. Record player, woman, and brassiere not included. Thank you.

  2. Sheila Ryan

    How come they show Black but list Coral instead?

    It also troubles me that song titles are not listed. That could make a difference. ‘Cause you might rather have an okay Perry Como record than one of Elvis Presley’s really lame releases.

  3. Sheila Ryan

    Also, do they say “maize” because they think “yellow” might sound kind of nasty?

  4. Erica Braverman

    That underwear is a bit too high waisted for my taste. I’ll take the free record, though.

  5. Sheila Ryan

    Kathy? Sometimes I do. But I don’t call it that. Actually, I don’t call it anything. But I do it. Sometimes.

  6. Kathy Hilen-Smith

    Sheila–maybe freeballing isn’t the correct label for us girls. Unless we’re talking about actually freeing balls, which is cool too.

    Poor constrained balls. Makes me sad. Run free little balls!

    I digress… what do you call it?

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  8. Erica Braverman

    I spent an hour of a roadtrip trying to figure out what the female equivalent of freeballing was. Sadly, the best we could come up with was airing out the ladyparts or vag AC.

  9. Erica Braverman

    Sometimes it’s a hot day and you’re wearing a dress and you’re tired of your sweaty ass sticking to the seats. I hear you. Sometimes you just need to do laundry also.

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