clusterflock » Dave Vogt http://www.clusterflock.org a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Concerning events in and around Anoka, MN http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/concerning-events-in-and-around-anoka-mn.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/concerning-events-in-and-around-anoka-mn.html#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:33:26 +0000 Dave Vogt http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81875 This is so depressing/infuriating that I actually recommend putting off reading until you have time to decompress afterward. I took it in two chunks.

“This isn’t something you kid about, Brittany,” her mom scolded, snatching the kitchen cordless and taking it down the hall to call the Johnsons. A minute later she returned, her face a mask of shock and terror. “Honey, I’m so sorry. We’re too late,” she said tonelessly as Brittany’s knees buckled; 13-year-old Sam had climbed into the bathtub after school and shot herself in the mouth with her own hunting rifle. No one at school had seen her suicide coming.

No one saw the rest of them coming, either.

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Well now here I’ve wasted a lot of your time with technicalities and jibber jabber, I’ll come to my point quickly. Let me ask you just one question:

Have you ever wanted to have a spleen named after you?

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]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-ii-98.html/feed 14 Uncomfortable Plot Summaries http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/uncomfortable-plot-summaries.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/uncomfortable-plot-summaries.html#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:43:33 +0000 Dave Vogt http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=80545

HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.

(via @johndiesattheen)

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I know this isn’t really the place to post this, and I’m not campaigning or anything but the only thing I know about Chick-Fil-A is that they hate the gays.

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]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/dear-clusterflock-588.html/feed 6 One of these things is not like the other http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other.html#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:21:13 +0000 Dave Vogt http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=79036

No fewer than eight Ferraris and a Lamborghini Diablo were among the victims of Sunday morning’s collision, while the other victims were two top-of-the-range Mercedes-Benz, a Nissan GT-R and a Toyota Prius hybrid.

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