Sordid Snout
The Herald
Feeble Grass Moth
Dead-wood Borer
The Betrothed
The Little Wife
Serene Underwing
The Consort
Dejected Underwing
Inconsolable Underwing
Tearful Underwing
Sad Underwing
The Penitent
Sappho Underwing
Youthful Underwing
Darling Underwing
The Sweetheart
Joined Underwing
Semirelict Underwing
Once-Married Underwing
Girlfriend Underwing
Connubial Underwing
Delilah Underwing
Steely Underwing
Wonderful Underwing
Sweet Underwing
Indomitable Melipotis
Merry Melipotis
False Heather Drasteria
Confused Zale
Once-charred Punkie
Blurry-patched Nola
Beautiful Looper
Sandstorm Tumbler
Tricolored Angel
The Laugher
Fingered Dagger
Fragile Dagger
Splendid Dagger
Afflicted Dagger
Hesitant Dagger
Night-Wandering Dagger
The Hebrew
Cadbury’s Mystique
Cherry Agate
Overlooked Paint
Asteroid Paint
Scribbled Sallow
Turbulent Phosphila
Boreal Sprawler
Shivering Pinion
Sloping Sallow
Roadside Sallow
Straw-eyed Tentmaker
Tawny Tentmaker
Smoky Tentmaker
Adorable Sallow
Subdued Quaker
Cunning Woodling
Stormy Arches
Explicit Groundcat
Disparaged Groundcat
Cynical Groundcat

I’m immensely honored to be attending her and Ross’s wedding, and the succeeding reception-crawl. I will bring a real camera to that.

I’ve made so many delightful friends on the Internet in the fifteen or so years I’ve been on it. Many of them/you I’ve never met in meatspace, and never will meet. I try not to sweat the difference. But one of the very best things about Clusterflock for me has been that not only have I met a shocking number of deeply kickass people here, but also I’ve been able to connect with so many of you in the so-called real world. There’s nothing like it.

Love <3 <3 <3.

Fuck it I’ve heard enough, I’m going to make some killer android app that listens to every word you hear and uses Google’s voice recognition shit and some semantic networks and logistic regression crap and fucking starts chirping at you whenever it detects someone is hitting on you, make it look like an incoming call from captain obvious or something. It make take a while to accumulate enough training data to detect every subtle hint but it should pick this one up pretty easily. #

One of the 5,661 comments on From Male Redditors: What are some hints females gave you, but you didn’t get them until after you had your chance?

My most pathetic example:

In college, been hanging out with a guy at a party. When it’s time to go home, he walks me back to my dorm. We’re still talking when we get there, so he walks me upstairs. I’m thinking it’s a little weird, but whatever. He follows me into my room; we’re still talking. Asks, “Hey, are those glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling?”
“Yeah.”
“Cool! Can I turn out the lights, so I can see them?”

I swear to god, I had
No.
Fucking.
Idea.
he was flirting with me until he kissed me.

(Via @josephpearson)

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Update, 11/14: This clip has just come to my attention, and I feel that it is important:

Specifically, he’s been tweeting gorgeous photos from this collection all afternoon.

This would solve all my problems. All of them.

(Via Dylan, who got it from Charlie)

Select your mix of chillies and slice them up. Separate the seeds from the flesh if you want a milder outcome. Kasoundi is not a macho hot-sauce contest. Avoid the temptation to construct an edible inferno, because all those subtle flavours will be lost. Look, you should just throw out the seeds.

Joseph Pearson, a person I like on Twitter who lives in Australia, posted a few days ago about something called kasoundi.

So he did. And it’s just the sort of recipe I like. Ever made or eaten this?

P.S. Joseph’s household includes a hen named Cobweb and a turtle named Hieronymous. And he makes bookly things.