bad day at the beauty salon
I’m gonna look just like those hot Spanish haircut models, become brown
and bodacious, grow some 7 inch fingernails painted bitch red and rake
them down the chalkboard of the job market’s soul.
(is it too early for maggie estep?)
my life as a dog
Higgins-Madewell
La Evolución Silenciosa (The Silent Evolution)
How to use an apostrophe
horsemaning: the new planking
I’m holding out for the iPhone Final
What he said.
Clint Eastwood: ‘I don’t give a fuck who wants to get married to anybody else’.
The I don’t give a fuck slide show.
It looks like this:
Comic Sans Criminal
Thinking of you, Clusterflock!
The Sound of Awkward: Album Covers of Regret
For Cindy.
Here’s one fucked-up sentence now.
From today’s Dayton Daily News:
General Electric Co. on Monday is to announce at the University of Dayton details of a $51 million center to develop advanced electric power systems for aircraft, ships and hybrid automobiles, people familiar with the announcement said.
‘Spect I should be happy that GE might announce plans to invest in our town, but this sentence pissed me off to twitterpated extremes. I needed to vent, so I came here.
Score one for the bull
Go bull.
Dumb and Dumber Challenge:
Thoughts?
Something has been bothering me.
I have my facts about religious holidays straight: Christmas is about Santa and a tree; Halloween is ghouls, death, and candy; Independence Day is about how God loves America best; and Easter, perhaps the most holy of them, is the season of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg.
This year, with this commercial, the good people at Hershey have inspired me to plumb the depths of origin of that most sacred of symbols, their hallowed peanut butter egg.
This is Fermi 2
Sounds like a Muppet name, doesn’t it?
Last week I drove to Michigan on business south of Detroit and saw these cooling towers in the near distance. I’ve seen them from I-75 before, but they always seemed so far off the highway. I was mesmerized, couldn’t get close enough. I asked the nice man at the gate if I could drive closer to take pictures and he said, “you can drive to those pylons up ahead and make a u-turn and get on outta here.” He didn’t say it, but “little Missy” was implied by his tone of voice.
The first Fermi reactor (Fermi 1) suffered a partial meltdown and a release of radiation in 1966 during a test run. Engineers were able to intervene and contain the radiation, but the accident caused quite a scare and even prompted some officials to initially consider evacuating portions of southeastern Michigan, including the city of Detroit. Fermi 1 finally began operating again in 1970, but shut down for good in 1972.
But everything’s okay now!
Video Mate Dating Challenge
Since we’re doing this. . .
1963~Nugget and I were both three years old. He was a wise pony.
Thinking of all y’all
A Google image search turned up 191,000 hits for bacon bra.
“Storm” by Tim Minchin
A nine-minute beat poem by Tim Minchin, wherein he confronts a new-age hippie and smacks down homeopathy, astrology, and various other accouterments of the anti-science crowd.
You said “Til death do us part”. You’re not dead yet.
2010 California Marriage Protection Act
Safeguarding marriage from the evils of divorce
William Shatner reads Levi Johnston’s tweets
Do Earwigs Crawl in People’s Ears and Bore into Their Brains?
No. But, thanks to the unending media coverage of Michael Jackson’s unfortunate death, the first few riffs of Thriller, have done just that. Why oh why am I hearing the Kingston Trio version?
Farrah’s gone
