Big party on Dutton Drive. The last waltz. The final hurrah.

“Hey, my mom’s not at home. You wanna come over?”

there in the shark tunnel with Deron.

No good will come of cloning Neanderthals.

I just used everything in the refrigerator to make a sandwich for brunch.

2 slices wheat bread – 45 calories per slice
1 tablespoon Smart Beat mayonaise – 10 calories per tablespoon
1 slice pepper jack cheese – 80 calories per slice
some Baby Spring Mix – about 5 calories
some sun-dried tomatoes – about 30 calories
some red and yellow bell peppers – about 6 calories
1 jumbo boiled egg, sliced – about 78 calories
salt and pepper

I heated it a little in the microwave to melt the cheese and wilt the vegetables.

In addition, I ate:
1-1/2 cups Fresh Fruit (pineapple, watermelon, cantaloupe) – 120 calories
6 oz cup Strawberry Yogurt (fat free) – 110 calories
1 cup of Mocha Almond coffee w/sweetener
1 bottle Propel water

Of Old Shoe Woman, “I guess this is what ‘normal’ people do,” says JustinSpace, who further supports his guess with photographic examples of the horrors of elementary school anti-drug door decorating.

Would-be thieves had broken into my late mother’s house eight or so months ago, but the kind and vigilant next-door neighbor took it on himself to padlock the door.

People who had come expecting a[n Animal Collective] concert (despite the Guggenheim’s advance description of the event as a “kinetic, psychedelic environment”) chattered, drank complimentary absinthe cocktails, grew annoyed and left well before the nearly three hours were over.

Sometimes you find things exactly when and where you expect to find them. When I entered my late mother’s house, I expected to find this old baby doll of hers in a drawer in a closet in what used to be my bedroom. And there it lay.

No truck in sight, nor no carnies neither, so I resisted the sirens’ song.

Office of Precinct 6 Justice of the Peace. Jim Wells County, Texas.

If you live outside the state, you will need to appoint a resident agent, and the letter of appointment must be notarized. You can usually scare up a notary in any office of a justice of the peace.