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		<title>dueling banjos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 06:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deron Bauman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drank a half bottle of wine tonight that cost $28 (for the carafe) and tasted EXACTLY like Kool-Aid dosed with brandy. Yes; I&#8217;m back in NYC. &#8212; Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) January 29, 2012 Spent too much money tonight on books, booze, and pizza. In other words, happiest guy in the world. &#8212; Frank Chimero (@fchimero) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Drank a half bottle of wine tonight that cost $28 (for the carafe) and tasted EXACTLY like Kool-Aid dosed with brandy. Yes; I&#8217;m back in NYC.</p>
<p>&mdash; Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) <a href="https://twitter.com/tcarmody/status/163507618596405248" data-datetime="2012-01-29T06:23:48+00:00">January 29, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Spent too much money tonight on books, booze, and pizza. In other words, happiest guy in the world.</p>
<p>&mdash; Frank Chimero (@fchimero) <a href="https://twitter.com/fchimero/status/163507591819960320" data-datetime="2012-01-29T06:23:42+00:00">January 29, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>dear clusterflock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do I feel about this SOTU?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do I feel about this SOTU?</p>
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		<title>headline of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-280.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deron Bauman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Couple caught trying to blow up car with flaming TAMPONS]]></description>
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		<title>Fairies of Christmas Passed&#8230;Deconstructed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blue Fairies laid on the table from the tree en masse. These were created by a former greensman employee three or four years ago. I remember, as he made them, into a box-top in the backroom of the greensman offices, I entered the room he was working in. He said, as he shook the [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <I>Blue Fairies</I> laid on the table from the tree en masse. These were created by a former greensman employee three or four years ago. I remember, as he made them, into a box-top in the backroom of the greensman offices, I entered the room he was working in. He said, as he shook the boxtop, &#8220;Look, they <I>live!</I> &#8221;  He giggled and grinned a grin somewhere between the grinch and the baby jesus. That vision will forever live in my heart.</p>
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		<title>Harry Potter and the New Year at Hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just finished the marathon, a little while ago. Potter was Becky&#8217;s call, her birthday is the 31st. Doing such over New Year&#8217;s eve/day has been a tradition for four or five years. Potter won. In case you wonder. Ho-hum. We said good-bye to our guests and watched an episode of The Riches. Only 20 episodes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just finished the marathon, a little while ago. Potter was Becky&#8217;s call, her birthday is the 31st. Doing such over New Year&#8217;s eve/day has been a tradition for four or five years. Potter won. In case you wonder. Ho-hum. </p>
<p>We said good-bye to our guests and watched an episode of <a href=" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riches "> The Riches. </a> Only 20 episodes to watch, but it is delicious.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what to expect of 2012, but I hope to lift my ass off the couch and start moving around tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>Happy New Year, Y&#8217;all</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smootch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smootch.</p>
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		<title>quote out of context</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/quote-out-of-context-516.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Bernstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What I can promise you is this – when you get out of college, if I’m president, you’ll have a job.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;What I can promise you is this – when you get out of college, if I’m president, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/12/romneys-absurd-political-campaign-promise/">you’ll have a job</a>.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>From the Comments</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/from-the-comments-652.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forgive me for touting my own. Merry Christmas, er, Happy Holidays, whatever floats the boat.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive me for <a href=" http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/01/prince-picks.html#comment-330278 "> touting my own. </a></p>
<p>Merry Christmas, er, Happy Holidays, whatever floats the boat.</p>
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		<title>quote out of context</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/quote-out-of-context-518.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Simone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vial ate the beers like cans of beans.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.adn.com/2011/12/03/2200981/just-40-miles-out-of-nome-stuck.html">Vial ate the beers like cans of beans</a>.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>quote out of context</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/11/quote-out-of-context-513.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 18:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Bernstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose you’re right, but from my experience, writing a novel is like having sex with a gorilla. You ain’t done till the gorilla’s done. You might think, Well, when I’m done, I’ll be done. But you’re not done.The gorilla’s still going.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I suppose you’re right, but from my experience, writing a novel is like having sex with a gorilla. You ain’t done till the gorilla’s done. You might think, Well, when I’m done, I’ll be done. But you’re not done.<a href="http://www.playboy.com/magazine/playboy-interview-craig-ferguson/2">The gorilla’s still going.</a></p></blockquote>
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