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So full of X-mas cheer, my junk has grown a Santa beard.
— Aaron Winslow (@adwinslow) December 15, 2011
awesome image out of context
via Rocketboom
headline of the day
Anti-Gay Alabama GOPer Secretly Donated Sperm To Lesbian Couples In New Zealand
Peacock for Clusterflock (by Sturnus Vulgaris)
I said
“You can take [your stress] out on my cock. She’s tough. She can take it.”
headline of the day
‘Mahna Mahna’ came from a porn film
tweet of the day
Demi Moore’s Bush Is a Force of Nature
Amanda brought this to my attention earlier this evening, and I’ve been meditating — yes, meditating! — ever since.
I am pre-sorry for posting this, but someone sent me a picture of Demi Moore’s vagina in 1981, and it is beguiling.
Of course, it’s not safe for work.
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from the comments
I’m a dick grabber. Ask anyone.
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(via)
Red trousers!
So I’ve been, like, trying to get some work done today, but I keep drifting off to look at all the fucking red trousers on the Look at my fucking red trousers! blog.
(Thank you, clusterflock friend @peteashton.)
Cattaché
BOSS: Johnson, you’re late. Our meeting started 10 minutes ago.
JOHNSON: Sorry sir, I was struggling getting my things together.
BOSS: Johnson, is that a cat in a sling?
JOHNSON: Yes sir, Fluffernutter has prepared a very compelling case for my promotion.
BOSS: Johnson, get out of my office.
FLUFFERNUTTER: MEW!
FIN
headline of the day
How to make your own feral raccoon suit
The Tug Toner
It’s what the Shake Weight thinks about when it’s by itself.
(thanks, Derek)
headline of the day, II
Shape-Shifting Donkey Prostitute Strikes Again
headline of the day
Twitter User to Masturbate in Every NYC Starbucks
spam from elsewhere
really important: cialis
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Today Is the Last Day to Have Sex with an Animal in Florida—Legally
from the spam
True fine art is seen as a a great irresistible craving inside innovative musician.
spam name
Kami Carola.
Update: Anisa Carmel.
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(thanks, Lex)
A man who had abused his ex-girlfriend and then plotted to kill her and make it look like she had been mauled by a bear was sentenced to prison for trying to hire someone to kill her in a staged car crash
Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear’s paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.
And now, for the rest of the story.
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