You are most likely unaware of how many problems you face, and that’s a big problem.

Poised at the brink of precipitous disaster, a man must pull back and consider taking the long way around or perhaps a bridge.

That which does not kill you probably left a trail of evidence and is fully prosecutable.

A scoped rifle and a clock tower will get you onto the evening news.

Fight for what you believe, and fail at it. Get up and try again. By the third time, reconsider your commitment to such a stupid idea.

Throughout history there have been moments like these when we must reflect on history.

Never open with a funny story. You’re not very good at it.

The search for the Higgs has become the hottest pursuit in modern physics.

Professor John Ellis: “We’ve been living with Higgs theory now for almost 50 years… it’s become our Holy Grail”

You can think of it as being an enormous giant Jigsaw puzzle, but there’s a piece missing right in the middle there. We have been looking for this for 30 years now, and finally, maybe, hidden under the back of the LHC sofa…we are finally finding it”.

“This hunt for the Higgs is like fishing in an ancient way… instead of using modern tools you are removing the water from the pond… it might look tedious but it is the only way, at the end of the day, when you have removed all the water from the pond to find the smallest fish.”

Update: Door Bell Substitute.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

So much of life, even at its best, is sad. The gap between imagined potential and reality is the quotient generating its sum of sadness.

Pilsner should be in Roman type, and begin with a capital.

The swifts were one of my many favorite parts when I visited your home for motherfucker last summer.