headline of the day, II

Penis tattoo gives guy permanent erection

Los grumildos

Low-tech mechanical puppets on the fringes of society. They have the size of a Barbie doll, and everything moves.

Gracias a Tom Sale.

Captain Beefheart’s Ten Commandments of Guitar Playing

4. Walk with the devil

Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the “devil box.” And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you’re bringing over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.

(From WFMU’s Beware of the Blog. Via Brian Beatty.)

image out of context

good advice out of context

I like to urge designers to always ask themselves: “Does this logo look like a penis?” The answer has to be a resounding “No”. If there is just a slight hesitation, then it probably does look like a penis.

via Paul Kafasis

Wreath this year…

I didn’t do a wreath for DIFFA this year. This one, I did at a client’s house this morning.

I hope they like it. The feathery greenery, painted silver, at the bottom the wreath: I couldn’t decide if it looked like hoar-frost or Santa’s beard, but it seemed terribly original.

I said

“You can take [your stress] out on my cock. She’s tough. She can take it.”

headline of the day

Miami’s Federal Prison Plagued By Strippers Posing As ‘Legal Assistants’

Azealia Banks, 212

In case you missed it in yesterday’s quotes out of context, I can’t stop listening.

(via stellar)

tweet of the day

headline of the day, III

Darpa’s New Tool for Diagnosing Disease? Semen

Headline of the day, deux

Ancient Whale Bones Discovered in Desert, Parents Outraged by Hooters Waitress’s Visit to Special-Needs School.

from the comments

Kathy Hilen-Smith:

I’m a dick grabber. Ask anyone.

Without further ado

Bacon Lube.

headline of the day

THQ Maintains It Knows Exactly Where All Its Dildos Are

Quote out of context

For every one person that comes forward with a false accusation, there are probably thousands who will say that none of that sort of activity ever came from Herman Cain.

The Wet Spots

I’ve recently rediscovered The Wet Spots. They make sex-positive musical comedy. I’ll leave the being funny to them.

The Nokia Lumia 800

This is the first non-iPhone that has filled me with lust.

Dubbed the “first real Windows Phone,” this device is powered by a 1.4GHz Qualcomm MSM8255 CPU and is sculpted from the same 12.1mm (0.48-inch) thick piece of durable polycarbonate plastic, with tapered edges on the top and bottom to give it that industrial look and make it feel thinner than it really is.



Please disregard my recent emails. Forget about the phone messages, too. I know I sounded angry and excited, but I’ve had a chance to think things over and I don’t feel the same as I did when I said all of those hurtful words. I won’t apologize for the basis of my comments—I have a right to my own opinions, especially because they are correct—but regret your exposure to that barrage of toxicity. And the physical threats. You’ll notice I did not say “sorry.” That word is for the weak.

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spam from elsewhere

really important: cialis

You’re built like a car (You got a hubcap diamond-star halo)

Europeans have all the fun: lower drinking ages, funner beaches, easier lifestyles and . . . dinosaur skeletons having sex in their museums. This exhibit, which clearly shows two T-Rexes “mating”, is located in the Jurassic Museum of Asturias in Spain.

Via @leatherarchives.

tweet of the day, part II

We Won Backyard Garden of the Year

in KCH&G.

Kristopher designed this four years ago. Subcontractors did the structures and masonry, we did the garden. This year, the garden grew into the space it was meant to be.

Grandma’s vagina

from the comments

Rich Marotti:

I don’t think it’s ever OK to wear your ballcap backwards.

Rick Neece:

Except when giving head.

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