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Short Penis No Obstacle for ‘Spermcasting’ Barnacles

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Two men arrested in alleged plot to murder, castrate Justin Bieber

Dirge – a lewd Dorothy Parker poem

The way we were became a tale
To caution would-be lovers.
A shroud, a veil, a pallid pall
Replaced our common covers.

Every ride down every street’s
A funeral procession.
An icy grip is every slip
Of your name as it’s mentioned.

The blackbirds in the garden
Sing a misérable chanson.
Oh how I miss the way my lips
Wrapped right around your johnson.

More here.

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Tokyo Transsexual Cooks and Serves His Own Genitals at Public “Ham Cybele” Banquet, Police Shrug, “It’s Not Illegal”

via Tyler Cowen.

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With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban

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Student Wins Election Through Innovative Dick-Complimenting Campaign

from the comments

Joel Bernstein:

All my characters have enormous penises.

dueling banjos

30 Photos of a Chinese Sex Toy Factory

from the comments

Dave Vogt:

The urethra runs in a groove along the underside of the baculum, or os penis, and the bone’s main function is to provide rigidity aiding in copulation.

Popular mammals without ossa penis (It’s like attorneys general and whiskeys sour):
Horses, zebras, and donkeys
Whales, dolphins, and porpoises
Rabbits and hares

Unpopular mammals without ossa penis (You’re just going to have to take my word for it):

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