The way we were became a tale
To caution would-be lovers.
A shroud, a veil, a pallid pall
Replaced our common covers.
Every ride down every street’s
A funeral procession.
An icy grip is every slip
Of your name as it’s mentioned.
The blackbirds in the garden
Sing a misérable chanson.
Oh how I miss the way my lips
Wrapped right around your johnson.
via Tyler Cowen.
All my characters have enormous penises.
Thought of the day: It’s okay to stare at a dog’s dick.
— Mike Topp (@MikeTopp) February 26, 2012
I don’t want to have to manhandle your dog. It just needs to hold the fuck still so we don’t put something SHARP through something IMPORTANT
— ★ＯＫ★ (@horsedreamer) February 26, 2012
The urethra runs in a groove along the underside of the baculum, or os penis, and the bone’s main function is to provide rigidity aiding in copulation.
Popular mammals without ossa penis (It’s like attorneys general and whiskeys sour):
Horses, zebras, and donkeys
Whales, dolphins, and porpoises
Rabbits and hares
Unpopular mammals without ossa penis (You’re just going to have to take my word for it):