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		<title>Fat Man&#8217;s Misery</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/fat-mans-misery.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;d like a Fat Man&#8217;s Misery, easy on the mayo, and a glass of buttermilk. The little lady here will have the Ruins of Karnak and a cup of Postum.&#8221; From the menu of the Mammoth Cave Hotel. (NYPL Restaurant Menu Collection.)]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like a <a href="http://menus.nypl.org/menu_pages/56273">Fat Man&#8217;s Misery</a>, easy on the mayo, and a glass of buttermilk. The little lady here will have the Ruins of Karnak and a cup of Postum.&#8221;</p>
<p>From the <a href="http://menus.nypl.org/menu_pages/56272">menu of the Mammoth Cave Hotel</a>. (<a href="http://menus.nypl.org/about">NYPL Restaurant Menu Collection</a>.)</p>
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		<title>Owlet Caterpillars of Eastern North America</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/owlet-caterpillars-of-eastern-north-america.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>India</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My same friend Susan who brought us the critically acclaimed Omega Institute in Your Pants, 2010 edition today supplied the following list, from the book Owlet Caterpillars of Eastern North America by David L. Wagner, Dale F. Schweitzer, J. Bolling Sullivan, and Richard C. Reardon: Sordid Snout The Herald Feeble Grass Moth Dead-wood Borer The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My same friend Susan who brought us the critically acclaimed <a href="http://www.clusterflock.org/2010/06/omega-institute-in-your-pants-2010-edition.html">Omega Institute in Your Pants, 2010 edition</a> today supplied the following list, from the book <cite>Owlet Caterpillars of Eastern North America</cite> by David L. Wagner, Dale F. Schweitzer, J. Bolling Sullivan, and Richard C. Reardon:</p>
<p>Sordid Snout<br />
The Herald<br />
Feeble Grass Moth<br />
Dead-wood Borer<br />
The Betrothed<br />
The Little Wife<br />
Serene Underwing<br />
The Consort<br />
Dejected Underwing<br />
Inconsolable Underwing<br />
Tearful Underwing<br />
Sad Underwing<br />
The Penitent<br />
Sappho Underwing<br />
Youthful Underwing<br />
Darling Underwing<br />
<span id="more-81401"></span>The Sweetheart<br />
Joined Underwing<br />
Semirelict Underwing<br />
Once-Married Underwing<br />
Girlfriend Underwing<br />
Connubial Underwing<br />
Delilah Underwing<br />
Steely Underwing<br />
Wonderful Underwing<br />
Sweet Underwing<br />
Indomitable Melipotis<br />
Merry Melipotis<br />
False Heather Drasteria<br />
Confused Zale<br />
Once-charred Punkie<br />
Blurry-patched Nola<br />
Beautiful Looper<br />
Sandstorm Tumbler<br />
Tricolored Angel<br />
The Laugher<br />
Fingered Dagger<br />
Fragile Dagger<br />
Splendid Dagger<br />
Afflicted Dagger<br />
Hesitant Dagger<br />
Night-Wandering Dagger<br />
The Hebrew<br />
Cadbury’s Mystique<br />
Cherry Agate<br />
Overlooked Paint<br />
Asteroid Paint<br />
Scribbled Sallow<br />
Turbulent Phosphila<br />
Boreal Sprawler<br />
Shivering Pinion<br />
Sloping Sallow<br />
Roadside Sallow<br />
Straw-eyed Tentmaker<br />
Tawny Tentmaker<br />
Smoky Tentmaker<br />
Adorable Sallow<br />
Subdued Quaker<br />
Cunning Woodling<br />
Stormy Arches<br />
Explicit Groundcat<br />
Disparaged Groundcat<br />
Cynical Groundcat</p>
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		<title>Offer: Elmo toy</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/offer-elmo-toy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted to the Dubuque Freecycle list: Chicken Dance Elmo. A little dirty, but works. Sent from my Verizon Wireless smartphone]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted to the Dubuque Freecycle list:</p>
<blockquote><p>Chicken Dance Elmo. A little dirty, but works.</p>
<p>Sent from my Verizon Wireless smartphone</p></blockquote>
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		<title>dear clusterflock</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/dear-clusterflock-591.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Vogt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81234</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t mean to go around hawking my wares, but this seemed so relevant and useful to you personally that I thought it would be wrong not to share it. Please keep in mind that I am financially involved with this offer, but even so I think you&#8217;ll find I was right to share this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t mean to go around hawking my wares, but this seemed so relevant and useful to you personally that I thought it would be wrong not to share it. Please keep in mind that I am financially involved with this offer, but even so I think you&#8217;ll find I was right to share this marvelous opportunity with you today.</p>
<p>Well now here I&#8217;ve wasted a lot of your time with technicalities and jibber jabber, I&#8217;ll come to my point quickly. Let me ask you just one question:</p>
<p>Have you ever wanted to have a spleen named after you?</p>
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		<title>headline of the day, II</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-ii-98.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-ii-98.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Vogt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paula Deen confirms that she has type 2 diabetes, unveils partnership with drug company]]></description>
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		<title>Not my super-heroine persona,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[but I am thinking that somebody should assume the mantle of The Sanitizer.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but I am thinking that somebody should assume the mantle of The Sanitizer.</p>
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		<title>headline of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-276.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deron Bauman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did Purell Pay to Appear in the &#8216;Dragon Tattoo&#8217; Torture Scene?]]></description>
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		<title>Uncomfortable Plot Summaries</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/uncomfortable-plot-summaries.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/uncomfortable-plot-summaries.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Vogt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right. (via @johndiesattheen)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/">HARRY POTTER</a>: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.</p>
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<p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JohnDiesattheEn/status/155655491215835136">@johndiesattheen</a>)</p>
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		<title>from the moderated comments</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/from-the-moderated-comments-83.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deron Bauman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Davis baking powder is a NY Metro area regional favorite. Hearth Club is currently being sold by Dollar Tree Corp both online and in brick-and-mortar Dollar Tree and their Deals stores for $1 for 8.1 ounces. Most of the store brand baking powder around here is also made by Clabber Girl Corp. If someone has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Davis baking powder is a NY Metro area regional favorite. Hearth Club is currently being sold by Dollar Tree Corp both online and in brick-and-mortar Dollar Tree and their Deals stores for $1 for 8.1 ounces. Most of the store brand baking powder around here is also made by Clabber Girl Corp. If someone has access to a food chemistry lab, it should be fairly easy to assay the contents of the various brands. My guess is that they vary the portions of ingredients for each brand. But I have been wrong about these kinds before, i.e., except for Rumford, they could all be the same stuff.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>An Introduction</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/an-introduction.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/an-introduction.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Grant Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My car is a Kia. I drive to IKEA. I had Chick-fil-A for lunch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My car is a Kia.</p>
<p>I drive to IKEA.</p>
<p>I had Chick-fil-A for lunch.</p>
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