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My hypothetical dream iPad from 2010 is today the just-plain real-life iPad.

It’s actually really powerful considering it’s a 4.99 app and it’s running on a tablet.

State Rep Terry England seems to be suggesting pigs and cows do it, why can’t humans?

In a second demonstration, Soong used his software to grant Craig Mundie, Microsoft’s chief research and strategy officer, the ability to speak Mandarin.

Please help me live wi/out the brambles by donating your pence !

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The whole Internet publishing enterprise will be a parenthesis, MacArthur thinks, before people come back to their senses and realize that LL Bean catalogs were the apotheosis of the at-home shopping experience.

Using the scale of the Lego people as a guide, Allain estimated that the Lego Death Star would be much taller than the world’s tallest buildings and weigh more than 2 billions tons.

Donkey teeth!

“There’s no way he can be using,” said Melville. “I hope for his own sake he’s not using that much toilet paper everyday.”

First, let’s be clear.

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The “Himalaya Water Tower” is a skyscraper located high in the mountain range that serves to store water and helps regulate its dispersal to the land below as the mountains’ natural supplies dry up.

Dean’s band — Junkyard Prophet, a Christian heavy metal/rap group — performed at Dunkerton High School on Thursday and then split the audience up into several groups: boys, girls and teachers.

“This is one of the worst marketing campaigns in the history of movies,” a former studio marketing chief told Vulture before the film opened. “It’s almost as if they went out of their way to not make us care.” If that was the goal, it worked.

It’s been a bad week for beards.

This turns out to be pure journalistic arrogance.

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Homeless people have been enlisted to roam the streets wearing T-shirts that say “I am a 4G hotspot.”

“Yes, I’m serious,” she flatly replied.

Just imagine what might have happened if some gamer had guessed it.

I eventually came out of the Canadian rain forest to study this stuff because it was as wild as anything in the woods.

And let’s be real: While it isn’t going to win any James Beard Awards, it’s also not a Quonset hut full of raccoon meat.

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All of us are on the edge of panic and terror pretty much all the time — and religions recognize this.

And I look at those tweets and I wonder, “How does someone do that?”

Maybe they were responsible for creating the very behaviour they expected to see.

And it’s amazing to bump into someone wearing your old shoes.


Although I am often in trouble, there is inside me a serene, pure harmony and music.

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As both a consumer and curator of information, I spend a great deal of time thinking about the architecture of knowledge.

Wouldn’t it be nice if in real life, when you’re at a party and can’t think of anything interesting to say, you simply repeat what someone just said, giving them credit?

“Yo-Yo played through my piece, sight-reading the whole thing,” Mr. Adolphe says. “And when that impossible chord came, he somehow found a way to play it.”

Put another way: In order for the characters to go on living in your head, the careers of the actors who played them must die.

And ever since the deaths last year of painters Cy Twombly and Lucian Freud, collectors searching for another senior statesman have started giving his work a closer look.

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In a lab at Rutgers University one fearless woman is about to donate her orgasm to medical science.

Just like snowflakes, no two nipples are the same.

or, to put it bluntly — pink is a made up color.

Your porn habits won’t be incognito for long if people borrowing your computer get curious about what that prominent red O is.

I don’t care if you fuck an elephant, just so long as you don’t cover the circus.

If it DOES mount, does the penis get stuck like a dog’s? HELP!


A gay friend of hers, it turns out, had inseminated her with a turkey baster, or so she said.

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The world is everything that is the case.

First, the facts.

Here’s a sentence I never expected to type: You should really read the Grand Forks Herald’s review of The Olive Garden.

Some people think French kissing is no big deal.

“We know how a word is spoken can affect its meaning. So can how it’s typed,” said cognitive scientist Kyle Jasmin of the University of College London, co-author of a study about the so-called “QWERTY effect” in Psychonomic Bulletin and Review.

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We know a lot more about how the brain works compared to the ancient Greeks, but a decade into the 21st century researchers are still debating which of Plato’s horses is in control, and which one we should listen to.

We have learned to worry about asteroids and supervolcanoes, but the more-likely scenario, according to Nick Bostrom, a professor of philosophy at Oxford, is that we humans will destroy ourselves.

In this way, at the beginning of the final year of my psychiatry fellowship, New York City worked itself into my life at walking pace.

If you hate the whole idea, please know that it’s not my fault.

Even though all signs pointed to doing the right thing, which meant moving back to Switzerland, I refused.


Not so sure I trust Fox to release anything with out a left slant. They have really changed.

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The Wire aspires to be more than just mere television, but when Omar is on the screen, it’s difficult for me to take the show as seriously as it wants me to.

I didn’t think priests were allowed to be mean girls.

“We fuel the fire we try to put out,” Harrison said.

The change will be brought about as a result of a felt need for increased efficiency.

But it’s so hard not to.

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