Michelob Ultra
Are you a douche? Have we got a beer for you.
Superhero at dusk
Since we’re on the topic lately, reminds me of those Sprint commercials from a few years back.
(via Gizmodo)
Good Housekeeping
These have been around the Internet block a few times, but they’re new to me, so I thought maybe they are to some of y’all, too.
(Via SC)
In Commercial Land
Middle class people everywhere live in perfectly appointed 50s-Modern architecture.
Adventureland
I am trying to figure out what demographic this commercial fits and I am coming up blank.
wow
from a discussion about the creepy Symbicort commercial
And, I found the ad on YouTube, but for some reason, it isn’t embeddable.
Omnaris! To the Nose!
What’s up with allergy and foot fungus commercials all being animated CGI?
I tried to find the animated John Madden Tinactin commercials, but no luck. Also, I tried to find that weird 2D one for I think asthma where the woman is a completely blacked-out illustration against a landscape of color, but I couldn’t remember the name of the drug. That one freeps me out.
Trouble?
Amy asked
Is this the only living room in America where husbands are saying they want to do obscene things to Flo in front of their wives?
I just said
The song they’re singing next door sounds like Jimmy Buffett singing ‘The Best Part of Waking Up Is Folgers in Your Cup’.
Amy just said (in response to a Dove for men commercial)
Dude, if you let me in that shower with you, I will fight your dryness.
Vintage Prime Computer Ads
With Tom Baker a.k.a. Dr. Who
(thanks, Dale)
Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy
Diamond Dick opens the little box; she shows the weakness he likes and reaches for him, leading with the puppies he bought for her last year–and the recession is over.
Captions?
That’s it.
I’m moving to New Zealand.
(Via @thebookdesigner)
My wife’s boyfriend broke my jaw with a fencepost
Wes Anderson does an Amex Commercial
America Lite
The announcement earlier this week that Obama was having Henry Louis Gates and the white cop that arrested him “over for a beer” at the whitehouse made me happy for America. The calculated announcement that it was Bud Light makes me sad for America. Is it just me or does it ruin the whole point of it?
Hey, Mom, where’s for dinner?
(Via idsgn.)
Amy said
Step one for most men to enhance is to get a book and find out where the fucking clitoris is.
I am not going mad.
It is the world.
This, I swear, was not an auditory hallucination.
I had made a water bill payment, an ‘electronic check’ payment delivered and authorized over the phone to whichever middleman-bandit reaps a fee for collecting and relaying my money to a utility company. I phoned the water company in order to give them the [cough -- splutter] confirmation code they claim to require in order to credit my account.
The line was busy. I was put on hold. As I waited, I listened to a canned news feed, complete with commercial interruption.
I was encouraged to visit Israel by a voice claiming an association with the Reverend Jack Graham. I was urged to visit http://www.goisrael.com.
A jingly chorus reinforced the message, urging me to “Go Israel — You’ll ne-ver be the sa-a-me!”
Little Mac
(via Waxy)
Andy Warhol Japanese TDK Ad
The Red House
If you watch only one racially inclusive furniture store commercial today, make it this one.
Google Chrome Commercial
(via Waxy)
