Though it’s not nearly as famous, there is a non-New-England kind of clam chowder out there. Instead of the heavy cream or milk, this one is laced with tomatoes and a healthy abundance of other vegetables.

It makes for a lighter chowder, but still a comforting one, especially during frightful weather. This Manhattan clam chowder recipe from Martha Stewart hits all the right notes. There is the porky base, the chunky vegetables, and of course the all-important clams.

Deron Bauman: Gluten-free vegan nachos.

Sheila Ryan: Refreshing lemon dessert.

Or: New England vs. Manhattan clam chowder.

Yes that’s right, calculating the end of the Gentile times: 7 times or 2,500 years from the beginning of the Jewish captivity in Babylon, means Jesus presence, as the enthroned heavenly king, in the line of his predecessor David, began in 1914.

But do not think he is due to make any appearance, in the flesh, as the man he used to be. Remember he gave that perfect human body as a sacrifice, so he can hardly take it back can he? Now he is a spirit creature in heaven, sitting on God’s throne, ruling in the midst of his enemies.

*Trick question: You’re already dead.

It’s what the Shake Weight thinks about when it’s by itself.

(thanks, Derek)