Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male



Sasha Baron Cohen was escorted from a fashion show
in Milan on Friday.

After a few minutes of darkness while Baron Cohen, or Bruno, was escorted off the catwalk, the show started again. Models had kept their cool but the designer was visibly upset when she appeared at the end of the show.

Beauty Question

I keep hearing people say that Sarah Palin is good looking. Do they mean now? And compared to what–John McCain? Jesus, maybe I need new lenses, but she doesn’t do it for me. I just can’t get past thoughts of dog sleds I guess. And here’s another question: how much of the way a person is (voice, laugh, intellect, and so on) tends to interfere in a serious way with what your eyes are telling you about a person’s beauty? I have to say that sort of thing comes into play for me big time. I have a really hard time thinking, for instance, that anybody who decided to be a Republican could be beautiful. When I think of Laura Bush, for instance, I think of those standing signs with a slot that one rests one’s chin in for the purposes of picture taking….

Escalator Mishap Makes a Mess of Makeup

Forgive me for laughing at this.

Good ad, nasty beer

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Victoria Beckham Here to Stay, Breasts Sent Home to Britain

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Victoria Beckham (on right), shown here with soccer megastar husband David, and her breasts.

Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, wife of newly transplanted British soccer legend David Beckham, shocked fans when she announced Monday that she was sending her breasts back to the United Kingdom. The petite diva insisted that the rest of her body would remain in Los Angeles to support her husband’s efforts with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team and to continue her search for the perfectly tan shade of shiny body lotion. Mrs. Beckham delivered a brief statement in the customer service area of the Pacific Coast Wax ‘n’ Gloss Detail Shop, where she was waiting to have her face buffed out.

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Be reminded of your Spiritual self

. . . and for only $80 per bottle!

Some observations here

(via Andrew Sullivan)

Yours truly.

This is, I’ve decided, the best picture I’ve ever taken.

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Credit to my co-worker, Nick Zdon, who snapped it.

Dallas Palette?

Okay, I know that a handful of Flockers either live in or have ties to Dallas, Texas — so can any of y’all (or any of y’all others) explain to me why this palette of cosmetics from Benefit is a “Dallas palette”?

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Here’s what they say: It’s the Dallas look all-in-one: a palette for rich, enviable beauty.