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Cher is on Twitter

Casey Cichowicz — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:54:36 +0000

Ok, I imagine this may not be breaking news to some, but did you know Cher is on Twitter and is incomprehensible?

I discovered this via The Oatmeal:

headline of the day

Joel Bernstein — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:09:08 +0000

FBI’s Newest Gang Threat: Insane Clown Posse Fans

Make Me Over

Andrea Kremer — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:17:22 +0000

Please enjoy this magical super-addictive timesuck. Upload a photo and in about 30 seconds flat, transform yourself into someone else. I was going to post the one with the platinum blonde Billy-Idol-esque hairdo, but I chickened out. How about some false eyelashes and bangs instead?

Make yourself over.

from the comments

Deron Bauman — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:39:41 +0000

Kelsey Parker:

I’m now picturing the rumble and split of the earth’s crust making its way around the planet like a spray tan circling an alcoholic’s belly.

Photo out of context

Joel Bernstein — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 18:58:30 +0000

Hillman Curtis — Bobbi Brown: fashion shoot

Deron Bauman — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 16:26:10 +0000

Behind the scenes at a Bobbi Brown cosmetics shoot.

What Cindy said

Daryl Scroggins — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:15:07 +0000

Having just had our groceries rung up by a weathered, late-fifties, husky-voiced strawberry blonde with heavy eyeliner:

I don’t think Miss Kitty was much of a checker.

Father Christmas fucked my pussy (Christmas pussy song)

Deron Bauman — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:53:07 +0000

(thanks, Aaron)

I was an alien for Halloween

Christopher Walken — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:01:09 +0000

It was a real pain in the ass to put together and I couldn’t breathe through my nose the whole night, but in the end it was worth it just to watch people react to me on the street. I made the prosthetic and the teeth, I bought the contacts and the bald cap, and a friend applied the makeup. I wish I had better photos, but it took so long to get my makeup together that we didn’t end up with enough time to go get the good camera.

– Pam

Halloween

Amanda Mae Meyncke — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:33:35 +0000

Are you dressing up?

I’m either going as: Sam Seaborn, or Garth Algar.