a credenza I’m working on

Scott Wilson, Purity Rocking Chair

clusterflock ebay bleg

Any clusterflock readers live in the LA area and have access to a truck, station wagon or van?

I bought a beautiful Florence Knoll coffee table on ebay and need help getting it to a packing store before UPS freight picks it up. I’d be happy to pay a small fee for your troubles. The coffee table is in Echo Park and the woman I bought it from knows a good packing store near by.

Thanks.

Patricia Urquiola, Lazy Night

Moroso – My Beautiful Backside

HIs and LOs dresser

Jakob Wagner, Link

Bunny among the lawn furniture

Vivien Mullter, The Cootie Catcher Table

Lunuganga, branch bookshelf

(via swissmiss)

Splash Lounge Chair

Ellen DeGeneres and Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas

Am I the last person in the world to see this?

couch whisperer

We watched a show about people who talk with animals. I’m going to start communicating with furniture.

Canevese Giuseppe’s Graphic Furniture

Ara Chest

Joris Laarman, Bone Furniture

fullmoon sideboard

but will it match my 256 color rug?

The Pixel Couch. I want one:

via swissmiss

Vintage Microwave

Stephen reviews “A selection of curiosities from the free section of Craigslist”:

Mohair chair

I am moving and sadly cannot take these chairs.

You say you are sad, but you are moving because you want to get away from these chairs. These chairs are destroying you. They have held you hostage for years, threatening your family with their aggressive, visceral ugliness. Your entire post suggests Stockhom Syndrome, but don’t worry, we’ll get you through this.

There are 4 of them.

This is worse than I thought. I’ve contacted the authorities. Your neighborhood is being evacuated right now. Take your birth certificate and passport, leave everything else behind. Leave the back door unlocked.

They are grey mohair.

That almost sounds respectable, doesn’t it? Mohair. Get out of the house, now.

They roll.

We appreciate the warning. This is an ugly that may be difficult to contain. Homeland Security is cordoning off all of San Francisco.

Via evany’s extended cake mix

SCRAPILE

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They yclep us doormats . . .

Two Danish academics, Klaus Kjöller of the University of Copenhagen and Tröls Mylenberg of the University of Southern Denmark, conducted a thorough analysis of the names used in the IKEA catalog. They concluded that the Swedish names are reserved for the “better” products, and that even Norwegian names manage to make it into the bed department. But the “lesser” products bear Danish names like “Roskilde” and “Köge.”…Upholstered furniture, bookcases and multimedia consoles, for example, are named after small Swedish cities, while Norwegian towns serve as the namesakes of beds, dressers and hallway furniture. Names of Finnish origin grace the company’s chairs and dining tables. As it turns out, nothing is random at IKEA. “Doormats and runners, as well as inexpensive wall-to-wall carpeting are third-class, if not seventh-class, items when it comes to home furnishings,” Kjöller is quoted as saying in Nyhedsavisen, a Danish free paper. The stuff that goes on the floor, Kjöller said, is about as low as it gets. He accused the home furnishings company of “Swedish imperialism.”

(from Org Theory, via Law and Letters)

Box Sofa

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parking chair

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On Melwood Avenue, in North Oakland. In Pittsburgh, you can hold a parking space in front of your house with an old chair. Somehow nobody steals the chair, either. This one was particularly broken down, and I’m not sure why it had a bit of clothesline tied to the back. The back was the one part that still seemed to be holding together. Maybe it was like tying a string around a finger to remember something? I wonder what chairs have to remember.

[Comments are closed, but for more discussion of parking chairs, and a link to a parking chair t-shirt, you can visit the Spreadshirts blog.]

Greed for Quiet

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See the Flockers’ Kitchens: India

yellow kitchen

Taken back in June. Yes, those are cake pans heaped in the dish drainer.

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