Clusterflock is what introduced me to the most interesting parts of the web. I love this site and all the people involved, but I think it’s time to officially shut it down. In the forthcoming weeks I’ll be converting this to a static site for archival and security purposes. What this means is the url structure and all the content will remain, but comments will be closed permanently and there will be no CMS to create new posts.
Thanks, everybody, we’ll see you around the web.
The way I see it, at this point I got nothing to lose.
In the nameless midwest a puppy encounters a force he doesn’t understand.
Music: “Evil Ball” by Sinoia Caves
Happy Easter, happy spring, everyone!
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project runway kenley collins
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No dogue de Bordeaux (so far today). Let’s not mention it.
Clusterflock.com? More like Cluster-steal ideas from other blogs just because noboody reads them so it’s easy to get away with.com
What’s the word for when people steal ideas from other people and then fail to properly cite the person who had the original – and usually much funnier – idea in the first place? You know that thing that college kids are always being kicked out of school for?
Oh, that’s right. It’s murder. Clusterflock is guilty of murder.
From the blog of William Wegman, famous photographer of weimaraners:
Somebody better find the god damned web guy’s email address and get him to change the year on the copyright notice, because lord knows the we’ll be fucked if someone copies and pastes this shit onto another fucking website even though they’re going to anyways if they feel like it, and like this is in any way legally actionable if they do.
Everyone needs a manifesto.
In a perfect world, cheese would have a mild laxative effect.
I became tired of losing the TV remote. It’s now up my butt. Watch me change channels.
With David Bowie’s “Star Man”. Et cetera. 2007.
“Yeah! Me, too!”
Please do me this one favor and watch all of this and you’ll be glad that you did.
Monsters! I’m David Bowie!
dogue de bordeaux
dog de bordeaux
phil bebbington, motel
saddest story ever
calvin and hobbes sex
“Cake farts” still shows pretty strongly, but not in the top ten today.
How long can you last?
It’s time to revisit The Mighty Boosh once again. NSFW unless you work someplace way cooler than most of us do.
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When the dance shot is over a set without thought, creative input, or style, yes, yes it deserves every ounce of hate it gets. I can only imagine just how much better the PV will probably be. Why, the money they saved on those curtains should be put to something!
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I built a house all around this day. I inspected the lumber piled in the lean-to, pulled stacks of boards from the moist blackness, planed and trimmed quarter-sawn planks, and checked decades-old Southern yellow pine for squareness and warp. No less than one hundred spiders perished on account of my actions, and for that I’m sorry. Read more
Or — more accurately — Amy and her mother bought a house in which they, I, and Amy’s sister live. I’ve learned a few things by living in an owned home for the first time since I started college.
- Mowing an acre with a push mower is no less ridiculous now than it was when I was in high school
- I don’t have nearly enough tools
- There are certain things you should pay someone else to do.
- If it can be done with a hammer, pliers, a screwdriver, and a utility knife, you should probably do it yourself
- Don’t trust anyone to whom you will be giving money
- Sometimes you have to put the cart before the horse for your own sanity
Any tips on home ownership/maintenance would be welcome.
What does it take to get your mojo working?
What exactly is mojo, and if you lose it, how do you get it back?
Is mojo as big as it used to be, or is it just running in the background where we can’t see it?
I have owned and copywrited “Message in a dream”,A Message in
a dream,and Messafe from a dream. Its my books name. You need to change your name or I’ll have my attorney contact you.
[redacted], owner, author
So, my new nickname is “Night Sweats.”
— Aaron Winslow (@adwinslow) February 29, 2012
If I was a stripper I would come out wearing a bikini made of beanie babies and as I take each one off I tell a meandering story about it.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) February 24, 2012