Oh my god, what do I have? I don’t have a stick. Holy crap! Uh, I mean, excuse my language.
We Won Backyard Garden of the Year
Kristopher designed this four years ago. Subcontractors did the structures and masonry, we did the garden. This year, the garden grew into the space it was meant to be.
Something I’m Working On…
I’ll say no more for the moment.
A man who had abused his ex-girlfriend and then plotted to kill her and make it look like she had been mauled by a bear was sentenced to prison for trying to hire someone to kill her in a staged car crash
Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear’s paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.
And now, for the rest of the story.
Amish Mug Shots
I’ll let you click through for the context, but Jimmy Kimmel mentioned this tonight, and it made me happy.
headline of the day, II
Tennessee Has Issue With ‘ILVTOFU’ License Plate
headline of the day, II
Two Denver men charged after taking their dead friend for a ride
archie out of context
via Daring Fireball
tweet of the day
tweet of the day
headline of the day
Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times
hiss, grunt, gibber, bray
Below is a list of appropriate English verbs corresponding to the sounds made by various animals.
(via @fchimero)
headline of the day
Calif professor wanted for leading gang, drug ring
For 24 hours…
our internet connection, at the house, has been off. It just came back on 20 minutes ago. I’m FULL of shit to share. (Well, sort of full.) I feel like I lost the feeling in both my arms and got it back.
Dear Clusterflock
Post the most accurate picture and/or link to your first car?
Thinking of you, Clusterflock!
google+ post of the day
Did you see what he had on?
This guy is really good at standing on a speeding motorcycle and firing his gun.
spam name
Beverlee Lorinda.
headline of the day, II
Nerf gun assault leads to man being run over by car
tweet of the day
from the comments
If there’s any bereaved (but not saps), I hope that they’d get together and have some talks. I’d like my body to get picked over for usable parts and the rest disposed of thoughtfully and with as little expense as possible.
Also, a heroic nude bronze on horseback in downtown Houston. With the penis scaled down appropriately, in the interest of decorum.
headline of the day
Girl, 12, crashes truck, takes out town’s power
from the comments
Someone needs to teach these people how to masturbate.
help help help help
Glenn Beck is moving to Dallas.
