clusterflock » humor http://www.clusterflock.org a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Little Skipper… http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/a-little-skipper.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/a-little-skipper.html#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:04:41 +0000 Rick Neece http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81536 Reminded me, by way of Jean in Deron’s post.

Seems I’ve failed to embed it. Nor link it for that matter. Nevermind. It isn’t that good. Don’t take up your time.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/a-little-skipper.html/feed 5 dear clusterflock http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/dear-clusterflock-591.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/dear-clusterflock-591.html#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:58:22 +0000 Dave Vogt http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81234 I don’t mean to go around hawking my wares, but this seemed so relevant and useful to you personally that I thought it would be wrong not to share it. Please keep in mind that I am financially involved with this offer, but even so I think you’ll find I was right to share this marvelous opportunity with you today.

Well now here I’ve wasted a lot of your time with technicalities and jibber jabber, I’ll come to my point quickly. Let me ask you just one question:

Have you ever wanted to have a spleen named after you?

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Probably the thing I like least about Jane Fonda is during the Vietnam War she put Ho before bros.

— Andy Levy (@andylevy) December 30, 2011

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“Nobody cares about science anymore. They want feelings instead of facts!” “How do you know?” “I got a hunch.”

— Zach Weiner (@ZachWeiner) December 23, 2011

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/tweet-of-the-day-133.html/feed 0 you are going to need this eventually… http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/you-are-going-to-need-this-eventually.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/you-are-going-to-need-this-eventually.html#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:54:18 +0000 Andrew Simone http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=79484 for that email or IM conversation, I just know it.

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I was always taught that before you criticize someone else, you should look at yourself. So let me admit up front that I’m completely disgusting: there’s not much worse than a cockroach. You know what is worse? The emerald cockroach wasp. They have what some people would call an interesting appearance, with a metallic blue body and red legs, but they reproduce by stinging us and using us as hosts for their larvae, which then consume our internal organs in such a matter that we stay alive just long enough to give them life. That kind of behavior demonstrates a real lack of respect for private property rights, and is also unthinkably gross.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/attack-ads.html/feed 0 New Christmas Catalog Price List http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/new-christmas-catalog-price-list.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/new-christmas-catalog-price-list.html#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:06:50 +0000 Andrew Simone http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=79383

There are a bunch of good’uns.

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She looked up at him with a question in her eyes. “Did you get the graham crackers?”

“Yes,” he answered.

She moved toward him in her old slippers. He thought they looked like rabbits.

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A few weeks ago, she found this sitting on her desk in the morning.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/the-wingman.html/feed 1 In case you were tired of cats… http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/in-case-you-were-tired-of-cats.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/in-case-you-were-tired-of-cats.html#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:39:53 +0000 Christopher Walken http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=74883

Fishy Fishy.

Previously on clusterflock.

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