clusterflock » jokes http://www.clusterflock.org a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 headline of the day http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-284.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/headline-of-the-day-284.html#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:36:20 +0000 Deron Bauman http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81502 3,500-Year-Old Jokes Have Something to Say About Yo Mama

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Also, I learned a very important lesson: no beard jokes at web conferences. It’s like prodding at a shibboleth.

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(thanks, Joel)

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Two cannibals had killed and were eating a clown,one of the cannibals asked the other,Does this taste FUNNY to you? This has nothing to do with the story,just wanted to tell a cute joke today,

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]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/facebook-in-90s.html/feed 0 Your mother wears combat boots into Japanese apartments, which is impolite. http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/your-mother-wears-combat-boots-into-japanese-apartments-which-is-impolite.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/your-mother-wears-combat-boots-into-japanese-apartments-which-is-impolite.html#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:44:21 +0000 Deron Bauman http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=74071 And other modern insults.

(via @tcarmody)

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]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/08/tweet-of-the-day-76.html/feed 2 Artifice and foam rubber http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/08/artifice-and-foam-rubber.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/08/artifice-and-foam-rubber.html#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 17:33:37 +0000 Sheila Ryan http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=72903

In fact, so much artifice and foam rubber is often used to create the sexually alluring woman that it’s sometimes difficult to know where the lady ends and the foam rubber begins.

Via dangerous minds by way of Roger Ebert.

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An Australian morning show anchor tells the Dalai Lama the joke about the Dalai Lama walking into a pizza shop.

Update: Romney jokes that a waitress grabbed his butt.

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