Peter Falk || Gena Rowlands || “A Woman Under the Influence” || (1974) || d. John Cassavetes
There is a Criterion version available.
facebook status updates, hostage edition
I’m currently in a standoff … kinda ugly, but ready for whatever.
I love u guyz and if I don’t make it out of here alive that I’m in a better place and u were all great friends.
Got a cute `Hostage’ huh
Well i was lettin this girl go but these dumb bastards made an attempt to come in after i told them not to, so i popped off a couple more shots and now were startin all over again it seems…
headline of the day, II
Jon Stewart accidentally slashes wrist during Weiner sketch, receives stitches
The Life Zone
Three women have been kidnapped from abortion clinics and are being held for seven months–until they all give birth. The film, which appears to cut right down the middle, examining the topic from both sides, offers a powerful, anti-abortion climactic twist.
And no, this isn’t satire.
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(via)
Mike Huckabee defends American Exceptionalism from Facts, History
What does it mean that Learn Our History is “unbiased”?
Learn Our History’s products have been developed to correct the “blame America first” attitude prevalent in today’s teaching. While we recognize that America is not perfect and has never been perfect we celebrate our incredible history with a balanced account of the events that created this great nation. We don’t feel bad about the great things America has achieved — we celebrate our success!
You’d think we’d be better at computer generated animation.
headline of the day
PG Lips: Chinese tea plantation seeks virgins to pick leaves with their MOUTHS
I don’t even know where to start.
dear clusterflock
What’s your favorite brand and style of underwear?
My favorite are the unfortunately named Cocksox’s boxer briefs. They are made of a synthetic, wicking, quick-dry material called (get this) ‘Supplex®.’ If you’re a cyclist, you probably want these. Oh, and their website is hilarious(ly bad).
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The precepts in this section—many of them written in a digressive, self-serious style that reads as if Ayn Rand and Deepak Chopra had collaborated on a line of fortune cookies—are never about making money, at least not openly
There is nothing to fear from truth.
When a pack of hyenas takes down a young wildebeest, is this good or bad?
Ask yourself whether you have earned the right to have an opinion.
The pursuit of billions of dollars through aphorisms and “radical transparency.”
(via the browser)
All Rite Now
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” (Hunter S. Thompson)
dear clusterflock
When you get to a point at which you say, “Well, it can’t get any worse,” but then it does — and then it gets even worse, what do you do?
I know, I know. Go Dao. And I’m trying to get down with the Dao. I always do.
As my friend Steve used to say, “People won’t believe it.”
Think of me as Bruce Lee sitting in the pit in the scene beginning around 4:17 of this clip (from Enter the Dragon). It shows exactly how I feel tonight.
Fleece Johnson
Your business card sucks
Don’t miss the rebuttal.
The worst thing that will happen to you today.
Will be watching this bra fitting video.
Via The Hairpin.
I want y’all to know this
I just went to make myself a cup of coffee, and I found in the coffee maker the empty remains of the previous brew. Hawaiian Hazelnut Aloha Noisette.
Hockern is German for Competitive Sitting
This is a spoof, right?
Best erotic dream ever
Encounter with Patrick McGoohan. Woke up just after we entered his hotel room, but that was all right. It was sweet enough for me.
Believe This or Piss Off
The new Alabama govenor has an interesting take on representative government:
Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I’m telling you, you’re not my brother and you’re not my sister….
Sarah Palin, Battle Hymn of the Republic
Let this wash over you.
quote out of context
‘It’s lonely here,’ Martin says, as a single tear drips from his right eye.
Father Christmas fucked my pussy (Christmas pussy song)
(thanks, Aaron)
headline of the day, III
SeaWorld — We DON’T Use Cow Vaginas!
Being a Hand Model
Most people are still really amazed that I can make a living off about, oh, five inches.
This is better, and worse, than you think.
(thanks, Aaron)
Corporate Speak
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