Boo
Mr. Red
Cat Under Glass
No animals were harmed in the making of this image: Timmy voluntarily explored a glass dome that was lying on its side on a table. He didn’t get stuck and seemed delighted to be carried around in it. I think he thought it was a new kind of paper sack, and he always gets into bags and boxes when the opportunity arises. We have now decided that his middle name should be Laika.
Sugar Bush Squirrel (for Cindy)
“He was destined to be an omelette but now he’s an emu.”
“We’ve had chicks, we’ve had lambs, we’ve had all sorts - there was even a duck in the shower once.”
Osborne will grow to over 6ft tall.
call 1-866-739-3150 to nominate the next bachelor
Me: I think Franklin should be the next bachelor.
Amy: He doesn’t have any balls.
Me: That’s okay. We can get him neuticals.
Amy: Can he still get it up?
Me: Dogs have a penis bone.
Amy: You should get one.
Man with a very big cock
Meanwhile, in a completely different country . . .
About four out of five UK businesses believe the type of biscuit they serve to potential clients could clinch the deal or make it crumble, a survey says.
The outcome of a meeting could be influenced by the range and quality of biscuits, according to 1,000 business professionals quizzed by Holiday Inn.
The chocolate digestive was deemed to make the best impression followed by shortbread and Hob Nobs.
Lawyers were most impressed by good boardroom biccies, the survey added.
Biscuits ‘key’ to clinching business deals, BBC News, Monday, 2 June 2008.
Mmm. I think I will get me some Plain Chocolate Hob Nobs at lunchtime.
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Lena: Gazing. Grooming. Hunting.
it’s only — a year — a-way!
Y’all. We’re a year away from clusterflockstock.
Bob
…napping in the breezeway.
Today, I cook.
Today, I decided to cook a chicken. And some pears. My cat enjoyed them very much.
Please, enjoy reliving it with me.
dog versus raccoon, under the house
Last night I was under the house running electrical for the oven. Our house was built in the 20s, and is pier and beam, so there’s a foot or two of crawl space.
Sometimes when I am working, Jasper, our youngest, a white and black Staffordshire Bull Terrier, will follow me under there and hang out, sniffing around, knocking into water lines, exploring.
Once I got the wire pulled — heavy shit, 6 gauge, 4 cable — I heard the dogs above me barking in the house, pawing at the floor. Then I heard Jasper, under the house, growling loudly in the corner.
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treadmill kittehs
photogenic
every time i take my camera out into the garden and start framing a shot the dog makes a dash and positions herself in front of the lens
how to stare something off your paw, assuming you’re a cat, of course
When the prolonged glare fails, then what?
(via Cyn-C)
Truth in Advertising
Ever notice if you feed your pets the recommended amount they get fat?
Mik
I stare through the bay window and survey her old domain. Condensation has formed between layers of old thermal panes, obscuring my view of the back yard. I turn and look for her inside the house. My vision is still blurry. I taste salt.
Compare and Contrast
On the left, the head of the wood rat that Lena killed and partially devoured day before yesterday. On the right, one of her toy mice.
1979: Annus Mirabilis
That does it. This is it. 1979 marked some kind of something, the likes of which we may never again witness.
Published in 1979: India’s brilliant How to Care for a Guinea Pig.
The Craziest Thing Gary Busey Ever Snorted Cocaine Off Of
8 deadly sins
envy, pride, lust, greed, sloth, anger, gluttony, Gracie
‘dead dog’ jumpers
Hearing the Accent
Was his accent at all like this . . . Cindy?
Chaucer
Along with Deron’s post.
This is Chaucer:
